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Captain Z

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2019, 11:43:07 PM »
Thanks!

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2019, 11:51:47 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRcrm8tlEk

The whole thing.

Worth it for the "a dog choked to death on some condoms. I think he thought they were bacon rashers"

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2019, 12:45:00 AM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2019, 01:35:39 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRcrm8tlEk

The whole thing.

Worth it for the "a dog choked to death on some condoms. I think he thought they were bacon rashers"

spoilers!

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2019, 02:18:12 AM »
Ha, Alan trying to pull rank on the scoutmaster. A great bit of MicroPartridge

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2019, 05:56:07 AM »
What was the "Four Weddings" thing like? Was it a right load of old shit?

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2019, 09:52:37 AM »
That was brilliant! Don't think I've had as many laughs at such a short segment in a long time.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2019, 11:00:14 AM »
What was the "Four Weddings" thing like? Was it a right load of old shit?

Now I hardly think that's very likely, do you?

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2019, 11:38:56 AM »
Barring that wonderful bit of Alan, last night'show was surely the worst Comic Relief I've ever fast-forwarded through. The amount of comedy itself is staggering (hardly any) and what they did have was bloody awful. The Mamma Mia sketch - good God, they've done versions of that for the past 3 years! It takes some skill to be that far from funny. Four Weddings was watchable but not terribly amusing. Bodyguard skit duller than dull. The rest was "entertainment" - X-Factor-level presenters screeching and showboating.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2019, 11:40:11 AM »
they've done versions of that for the past 3 years!

They only do Comic Relief every two years I think.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2019, 12:54:47 PM »
Four Weddings was watchable but not terribly amusing.

Better than the original then!

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2019, 12:58:57 PM »
Beige Nose Day

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« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2019, 01:01:35 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2019, 01:07:36 PM »
Beige Nose Day

Absence-of-Any-Colours Nose Day


No, not black or white.  An actual absence of any colours whatsoever, please.

Any colour you are now thinking of?  Not that.


Boring, isn’t it.  Such a boring Nose Day.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2019, 01:09:19 PM »
That was actually pretty funny.

Apart from Toad and his gang in the studio trying to act their way into the Partridge world

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2019, 01:42:05 PM »
The constant THOOM THOOM THOOM of his clown shoes was a treat.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2019, 05:31:31 PM »
They only do Comic Relief every two years I think.

Ah well, last three Comic Reliefs then. I'm sure after the first Mia skit they brought it back rather pointlessly (or at least repeated the first one)... I've seen it too many times anyway, one way or other.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2019, 05:39:01 PM »
Absence-of-Any-Colours Nose Day


No, not black or white.  An actual absence of any colours whatsoever, please.

Any colour you are now thinking of?  Not that.


Boring, isn’t it.  Such a boring Nose Day.

colourless transparent is pretty sexy tbf

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2019, 06:17:15 PM »
Minimum donation of £10, with a strong suggestion that you should really double or triple it?  That's somewhat pushy to me, however I haven't seen this fucking tripe for decades so maybe it's always been like that.  A tenner is not affordable to a lot of people.

Anyway thanks Coogan et al for at least pulling this out, excellent.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2019, 06:32:28 PM »
"This whole gender thing has been going on for two years"

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2019, 12:20:34 AM »
Very good Partridge in this Comic Relief bit. Great to have so much new material to enjoy (with caveats).

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2019, 02:27:54 AM »
What the fuck was that Bodyguard bit about?  That's one of the most confusing things I've ever seen.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2019, 03:04:09 AM »
Not watched the rest of it, but Partridge was excellent, needed a good laugh at the moment and Coogan delivered. Sidekick Simon calling him a prick was so well delivered.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2019, 11:44:29 AM »
Christ what a pile of unfunny, pointless, patronising bullshit that Four Weddings And A Funeral thing was. Was that written by Richard Curtis?

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2019, 11:50:37 AM »
Christ what a pile of unfunny, pointless, patronising bullshit that Four Weddings And A Funeral thing was. Was that written by Richard Curtis?

Yes, it was a very popular 1994 film.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2019, 11:58:27 AM »
Apart from AP, the funniest thing all night was the blond lad with the big teeth doing a spot-on impression of a talentless, all-at-sea broadcaster struggling to cope with the simplest of autocue reads - the glare off his big glasses after he "lost" a contact was a nice touch.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2019, 12:18:16 PM »
There wasn't really any event, was there? I suppose it was the Four Weddings thing, essentially a drama sketch based on a 25 year old film. The 9000th French & Saunders movie spoof, now without Dawn French. Johnny Vegas doing a dance? There must be a huge chasm in the audience for Comic Relief, now – the kids doing stuff at school, and the old people who want to see Jennifer Saunders labour the same joke five times.

Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2019, 01:52:04 PM »
Yes, it was a very popular 1994 film.
Oh ho, no no no, I was referring to the sketch from Comic Relief 2019, as per the title of this thread!

BlodwynPig

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2019, 08:08:34 PM »
A pleasant few hours relief from comedy.

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Re: Comic Relief 2019
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2019, 08:57:08 PM »
There wasn't really any event, was there? I suppose it was the Four Weddings thing, essentially a drama sketch based on a 25 year old film. The 9000th French & Saunders movie spoof, now without Dawn French. Johnny Vegas doing a dance? There must be a huge chasm in the audience for Comic Relief, now – the kids doing stuff at school, and the old people who want to see Jennifer Saunders labour the same joke five times.

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