Hippy Bullshit

[ToneLa]

your nervous breakdown sounds better than mine.

You finally realise that yir loast on some cunts. But they dinnae want tae find ye in the first place.

But whin they're the type who make fun of mental illness - or mebbe naked confession; my door is open pal, PM us, no joke, I'll drop the affected accent I do for purposes of self amusement - yir probably missin nowt.

Hey hey! 2 pages! Full of mah favourite postir!

[ToneLa]

Ye book yirsel into a fuckin magic mushroom retreat in Holland

But it comes eftir bein the only cunt to spraff fairly at someone already oan it.

From ma reality series!

[ToneLa]

Fucked this Wiccan by me.

Ah said: How the fuck dae I ken yir a witch?

She sais:

"Will you stop talking with that fucking accent? Suppose you want a quote for that friggin website you're on. SIGH. Fine, fine: Your broomstick comes in handy."

Told ir though. Nae broomsticks. Am no a warlock - you'd huv tae yaze ma cock

[ToneLa]

Ye droap acid and realise you still need to put the washing oot

[ToneLa]

No matter how intensely you try to bring ayahuasca usage into modern life, HR have only cleared the meeting room til 2PM

[ToneLa]

So much for claimin the economy is fuckin shite when yir need to fill in yir expenses claim fur petrol with IB fuckin M

[chveik]

You finally realise that yir loast on some cunts. But they dinnae want tae find ye in the first place.

But whin they're the type who make fun of mental illness - or mebbe naked confession; my door is open pal, PM us, no joke, I'll drop the affected accent I do for purposes of self amusement - yir probably missin nowt.

thanks man, that's very nice of you :) I probably just need to make it through the night, that's always the hard part.

[ToneLa]

thanks man, that's very nice of you :) I probably just need to make it through the night, that's always the hard part.

You do good posts you do! Seen ye aroond. Haha, like in prison

If you need owt from me, I can provide: you got it

Shit, PM me. Just do it. You reckon my private messages are full of ambassadors and princes askin for ferrero roche? I'm lucky if it's queens.

I'm not sick - I'm not having a breakdoon. Unless it's a sustained, societal one where I stay in touch wi everyone. That's one ye really need to worry aboot...

Me? I HATE THE NIGHT. I'm always asleep or all too human; they're never mutually exclusive...