Bath or shower?

[Norton Canes]

Baths are nice in principle but they have to be hot and if they're hot the steam makes my face all sweaty so got to say no

[Cloud]

Quite fancy a bath now, haven't had one in ages.  I usually just have a shower as it's quicker.

I've never been completely convinced by the "eww, sitting in your own muck" thing - baths have a huge amount of water in them so surely anything you wash off (unless you were gross to start with, see below) would be very heavily diluted

Unlike when I was a gross teenager who didn't bathe enough and left tide marks.  Boke.

[ToneLa]

It's easier waiting for it to rain than waiting for a flood.

That isn't a euphemism. I'm poor

[Jittlebags]

You're thinking of kitchen sinks.

[Lost Oliver]

Bathe every day. Ideal for wiping away the cum.

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Bathe every day. Ideal for wiping away the cum.

Bathing doesn't automatically include wiping.

[Sebastian Cobb]

of course they're all 'omo by the time, etc.

[SteveDave]

I've bathed twice in the last 15 hours and I've never felt cleaner.

[he]

Bath; a treat.

Shower; necessary.

Can of deodorant; procrastination.

[Jittlebags]

Can you eat a jar of of pickled onions in the shower?

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Can you eat a jar of of pickled onions in the shower?

I find that only a bath is relaxing enough to loosen my jaw to take a jar.

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What do you call a jaw that is a relaxed jaw?
A jar.

What do you call a jaw with a jar inside?
Even more relaxed.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Can you eat a jar of of pickled onions in the shower?

dunno, you can drink a beer though.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

It's much easier to drink your bath water.

[The Boston Crab]

Havin a bath now and a nice big cup of the old vinos.

My wife just said can she use the loo.

:|

[Twed]

Bath, it helps my shit bones and is made of feel nice.

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Havin a bath now and a nice big cup of the old vinos.

My wife just said can she use the loo.

:|

What was it like?

[dex]

I'm with the OP. Fucking love a bath. Sadly in our flat a shower is the only option.

[The Boston Crab]

What was it like?

Not great, asparagus for dinner so I spew in my bath xxxx

[finnquark]

Sauna followed by a cold shower.

[The Boston Crab]

Ever done a dunny on a sauna rocks? Steaming dag ain't no joke :(

[St_Eddie]

Bath or shower?

Sink, mate.

Can you eat a jar of of pickled onions in the shower?

If anything, a lot more successfully than when out of the shower.  Turn on the cold tap and the chattering aids in the chewing of the pickled onions.

Eating pickled onion Monster Munch in the shower, on the other hand, is a much trickier prospect because the water disintegrates the foot shaped snacks before you can get them into your mouth (and I usually excel at putting foot in mouth).  Monster Mulch.

[Ferris]

I gave my son a bath in the kitchen sink today* (in a plastic bath insert thing designed specifically for the purpose), but he's 7 weeks old so it's acceptable. I used to have baths and listen to Pink Floyd very loud with a bottle of red wine when I was a student, but that was fine because I wasn't a very good student.

Other than that, get in the shower. Time to grow up. No excuse.

_{*28 years old etc etc}

[José]

i just roll around in mud, like yer ma.

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Not great, asparagus for dinner so I spew in my bath xxxx

She wasn't even shitting?!

Blimey what a crybaby you are.

[MidnightShambler]

I haven't had a bath for years, I get really bored in them (after the wanking, obviously) and I tend to just get hot and sweaty and then get annoyed at being hot and sweaty when I should be getting clean. No mate, showers for me.

When I lived with my ex, we had a wet room. That's showering at a far more exclusive level and one that's hard to forget. Plus it also makes you feel a bit like a window cleaner when you get the plastic brush and sweep the water down the grid in the floor so it's like a day out.

And there's nothing quite so liberating as just standing in the middle of a room wanking. Everybody should try it at least once.

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you get the plastic brush and sweep the water down the grid in the floor

You attempt to dry a room that is called a wet room?  What for?!

[MidnightShambler]

You attempt to dry a room that is called a wet room?  What for?!

So the next person in doesn't slip on the water on the tiled floor.

[a duncandisorderly]

I haven't had a bath for years, I get really bored in them (after the wanking, obviously) and I tend to just get hot and sweaty and then get annoyed at being hot and sweaty when I should be getting clean. No mate, showers for me.

When I lived with my ex, we had a wet room. That's showering at a far more exclusive level and one that's hard to forget. Plus it also makes you feel a bit like a window cleaner when you get the plastic brush and sweep the water down the grid in the floor so it's like a day out.

And there's nothing quite so liberating as just standing in the middle of a room wanking. Everybody should try it at least once.

why wasn't s/he in there with you?

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So the next person in doesn't slip on the water on the tiled floor.

Why on earth would they want that preventing?  Is it a wet room or not??