Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia

[BlodwynPig]

Heheh, I was just thinking about that time Chuka grilled Corbyn, from memory, autumn 2016ish.  Chuka was chair of a Home Affairs Select Committee (antisemitism) and he (at that time, part of the treacherous PLP chicken coup) was unrelentingly unpleasant, obviously angling for a pair of ears, when grilling poor old Jez. 

Anyway, I looked for a vid to refresh my memory, couldn't find one but found another, self-published by Umunna, in October 2016, blethering on about his findings as Chair of HAC Report into Antisemitism.  It's been up for over 18 months, on a hot topic AND IT'S HAD, IN TOTAL, 294 VIEWS. 

Didn't watch it because I didn't want the cunt to see his viewings total roll one more digit over this month. 

Amazing though, don't you think, 294 views in 18 months, that's how loved he is, that's how fucking interesting and relevant he is. 

Wanker.

That must be the one where Gapes waddles in half-way through and does a GOATSE to camera.

[Buelligan]

No, no, that was the one where they tried to make Jez cry.  I've definitely seen that one.

[king_tubby]

Fucking hell, lads, Corbyn's son had a roll up a year ago - VOTE TORY.

https://twitter.com/NatHempServ/status/1109565431285714946

I mean, Jack Straw's failson did Brexit, but you never see that in the papers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Corbyn's son is a nice looking lad.

"EXCLUSIVE BY TOM WELLS" - ie. "I basically stalked someone completely irrelevant (hence why this is an exclusive) and got paid to do it because that is somehow deemed ethical in this country"

[phantom_power]

Corbyn's son is a nice looking lad.

"EXCLUSIVE BY TOM WELLS" - ie. "I basically stalked someone completely irrelevant (hence why this is an exclusive) and got paid to do it because that is somehow deemed ethical in this country"

And all I got to show for it is this lousy photo of a young man smoking a fag

[idunnosomename]

"puffs funny fag"

It doesn't look dank for Corbyn!

[garnish]

Corbyn's son is a nice looking lad.

"EXCLUSIVE BY TOM WELLS" - ie. "I basically stalked someone completely irrelevant (hence why this is an exclusive) and got paid to do it because that is somehow deemed ethical in this country"

Probably didn't even do the stalking himself but got tipped off by Chris Morris ringing in a pisstake from On the Hour.

[Blumf]

Fucking hell, lads, Corbyn's son had a roll up a year ago - VOTE TORY.

https://twitter.com/NatHempServ/status/1109565431285714946

That's grammer schooling for you

[chocolate teapot]

Footage of the attack on Corbyn https://twitter.com/0Calamity/status/1110243400886992897 the assailant has been sentenced to 28 days in prison

[BlodwynPig]

Footage of the attack on Corbyn https://twitter.com/0Calamity/status/1110243400886992897 the assailant has been sentenced to 28 days in prison

The presumably muslim women in the hi-viz jacket could single-handedly be responsible for enabling the first socialist government in the UK. well done her.

[sponk]

Fucking hell, lads, Corbyn's son had a roll up a year ago - VOTE TORY.

https://twitter.com/NatHempServ/status/1109565431285714946

I mean, Jack Straw's failson did Brexit, but you never see that in the papers.

Just realized I've never heard Corbyn talk about the Drug War, pretty grim that it's such a none issue to most voters and journalists. Does he favour decriminalization? If not, this story seems fair game in a way.

[NoSleep]

The Tories will be handing out free weed in their next campaign, so it will be past worrying over.

[Fabian Thomsett]

Footage of the attack on Corbyn https://twitter.com/0Calamity/status/1110243400886992897 the assailant has been sentenced to 28 days in prison

Sounds like another Tommy Mair

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1110252251812106242

[sponk]

Sounds like another Tommy Mair

https://twitter.com/evolvepolitics/status/1110252251812106242

That's the problem with online posts. Are you sure he was being serious? It read like an obvious joke to me, not dissimilar to stuff I have read here.

[Phil_A]

That's the problem with online posts. Are you sure he was being serious? It read like an obvious joke to me, not dissimilar to stuff I have read here.

Only if all his "jokes" involve threatening to murder anti-Brexit campaigners and Muslims. It's all just top bantz from the Murphmeister.

[Buelligan]

That's the problem with online posts. Are you sure he was being serious? It read like an obvious joke to me, not dissimilar to stuff I have read here.

I'd say there's an element of seriousness, illustrated by the fact that he placed himself in a room with Corbyn in it and an egg in his fist which he then hit Corbyn on the back of the head with, quite hard (it looks more like aggression or malice than jest) from the video, I'd say.  So yes, I think he was reasonably serious and is unhinged.  It wasn't so much egging him as punching him in the head.

[KennyMonster]

I'd say there's an element of seriousness, illustrated by the fact that he placed himself in a room with Corbyn in it and an egg in his fist which he then hit Corbyn on the back of the head with, quite hard (it looks more like aggression or malice than jest) from the video, I'd say.  So yes, I think he was reasonably serious and is unhinged.  It wasn't so much egging him as punching him in the head.

It was established soon after the event that he was pushed in the head and not 'egged' but the MSM (well the Guardian so far as I've seen) were determined to still report it as being an 'egging' rather than anything else, like you know, a violent attack, even though the quotes they used in that report contradicted them saying it was an egging.
And now we all have seen the video too.

If I hold onto a feather whilst punching somebody in the head I'm not tickling them am I?

Corbyn must be 'fair game' then I suppose.

[Buelligan]

It's a bit bad, that.  I mean, if a healthy youngish man sneaks up behind a seventy year old many and punches them hard in the head, without provocation, is that OK?  I know it's a bit ageist of me but I can't help but feel there's something a bit wrong with a person in the prime of physical health purposely attacking someone who is either much older or much younger, it just seems very wrong.

[idunnosomename]

Just realized I've never heard Corbyn talk about the Drug War, pretty grim that it's such a none issue to most voters and journalists. Does he favour decriminalization? If not, this story seems fair game in a way.

It wasn't a joint, it was a legal cannabis oil apparently

https://twitter.com/TommyCorbyn/status/1109245230061101058

[Paul Calf]

As if anyone cares though

[Buelligan]

Whatever it was, this so called son of Corbyn's is an adult man, it's his own business what the fuck he does.

I'm at a complete loss to understand what kind of mental process one has to engage in to imagine some sort of joint responsibility within families.  Is it normal to believe that people are personally and severally liable for the faults and pecadilloes of their extended (or even nuclear) family.  I think not.


_{This doesn't look good for Corbyn}

[Paul Calf]

joint responsibility

Ehehe.

[king_tubby]

You shall not bow yourself down to them, nor serve them. For I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the sons to the third and fourth generation of those that hate me, and showing mercy to thousands of those that love Me and keep My commandments.

Not my words, the words of the LORD our God.

[greencalx]

Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leader, said: "This house must also consider whether any deal should be put to the people for a confirmatory vote. Where this government has failed, this house must, and I believe will, succeed."

That's Jeremy "anti-his-party's-own-policy-on-holding-a-people's-vote" Corbyn there. The any deal part is interesting. Previously I had understood that he'd favour putting May's deal to a vote, but not his own (in the unlikely event that he had the opportunity to get one), which obviously is an awkward inconsistency.

It's almost like he doesn't want any form of Brexit to happen...

[DrGreggles]

That's Jeremy "anti-his-party's-own-policy-on-holding-a-people's-vote" Corbyn there. The any deal part is interesting. Previously I had understood that he'd favour putting May's deal to a vote, but not his own (in the unlikely event that he had the opportunity to get one), which obviously is an awkward inconsistency.

It's almost like he doesn't want any form of Brexit to happen...

I wonder what the anti-Corbyn People's Vote lot are flooding Twitter with today...

[Buelligan]

Ehehe.

You noticed.  How kind!

*wanders off sniggering quietly*

Have you noticed this too?


_{Tommy Corbyn                                                      Mr Frodo}

[imitationleather]

I wonder what the anti-Corbyn People's Vote lot are flooding Twitter with today...

Over at Sociopath Twitter they're still doing celebratory tap dances about him being assaulted.

[Paul Calf]

You noticed.  How kind!

*wanders off sniggering quietly*

Have you noticed this too?


_{Tommy Corbyn                                                      Mr Frodo}

Ahhhh! I was thinking he looked like Matt out of Green Street, who is also Elijah Wood.

[Buelligan]

Pretty weird, eh.  Puts a whole nother perspective on Corbyn winning the Gandalf Peace Prize.

[Jockice]

That's Jeremy "anti-his-party's-own-policy-on-holding-a-people's-vote" Corbyn there. The any deal part is interesting. Previously I had understood that he'd favour putting May's deal to a vote, but not his own (in the unlikely event that he had the opportunity to get one), which obviously is an awkward inconsistency.

It's almost like he doesn't want any form of Brexit to happen...

Don't be daft. He's had 'I love Brexit' tattooed on his chest. He dreams about it every night. He got caught in the House Of Commons bogs having a wank while going 'Brexit ooh Brexit.'

Allegedly.