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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2910 on: July 01, 2019, 11:39:55 PM »
I think you know what I'm going to say.

Something about posh wine?

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2911 on: July 01, 2019, 11:42:47 PM »
Well, if you insist: Put all your money into Pic-Saint-Loup. It's on the UP.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2912 on: July 01, 2019, 11:49:06 PM »
Does it go with Danger Man's "rillettes".  Jesus christ, you'll need more than that to wash your tongue.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2913 on: July 01, 2019, 11:58:05 PM »
If you aks Pic-Saint-Loup go with rillettes, then is clear SI from panacreas.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2914 on: July 02, 2019, 12:19:59 AM »
Does it go with Danger Man's "rillettes".  Jesus christ, you'll need more than that to wash your tongue.

Some kind of Listerine isn't it?

Rillettes:  the best a dangerman can get (for his teeth, gums and tongue).

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2915 on: July 02, 2019, 07:06:01 AM »
Middle class scum

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2916 on: July 02, 2019, 07:28:57 AM »
^ thank you for aiding my quest for fitness by putting me off my breakfast.

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2917 on: July 02, 2019, 08:17:53 AM »
You're all just angry at Tracy Ann Oberman because she recently forced the lead singer of your favourite band, Reverend and the Makers, into making a public apology for libel.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2918 on: July 02, 2019, 09:00:08 AM »
If libel is anything like the word Lido I would like some ambiguity around its pronunciation please.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2919 on: July 02, 2019, 10:08:18 AM »
^ thank you for aiding my quest for fitness by putting me off my breakfast.

Was it sex, like poor James Hunt used to take to break his fast?  I can imagine one might be put off that by those declarations but a little pink grapefruit juice and a nice pear compote will do you no harm.


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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2920 on: July 02, 2019, 10:27:48 AM »
Corbyn 24: suggested title.

24 Thread Corbyn People

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2921 on: July 02, 2019, 11:30:02 AM »
Twenty Fourbyn

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2922 on: July 02, 2019, 12:03:30 PM »
24 - I BAMLEM JERMEY CROBYN

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2923 on: July 02, 2019, 12:08:17 PM »
Has to be that play on four and twenty blackbirds, surely.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2924 on: July 02, 2019, 12:11:27 PM »
The next thread should be called

'Four and twenty Corbyns, baked in a pie.'

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2925 on: July 02, 2019, 12:25:43 PM »
Yeah, that one.

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2926 on: July 02, 2019, 12:37:31 PM »
Corbyn: 24 hours from ulcer?

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2927 on: July 02, 2019, 01:03:57 PM »
Corbyn 24 (pursuit of) Power, (with the) Party, (for the) People

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2928 on: July 02, 2019, 01:05:49 PM »
Corbyn: 24 hours from ulcer?

This is very good.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2929 on: July 02, 2019, 01:15:26 PM »
Boris Brexit Corbyn News 24

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2930 on: July 02, 2019, 03:25:16 PM »
Corbyn 24: suggested title.

24 Thread Corbyn People

Corbyn 24: OUR party, people!

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2931 on: July 02, 2019, 04:42:02 PM »
Ice Corbyn (Cold in) Alex.....  24!!!

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2932 on: July 02, 2019, 06:28:23 PM »
You're all just angry at Tracy Ann Oberman because she recently forced the lead singer of your favourite band, Reverend and the Makers, into making a public apology for libel.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2933 on: July 02, 2019, 06:29:18 PM »
Corbynism’s greatest liability is now Jeremy Corbyn himself

The Guardian speaks out....again.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/02/jeremy-corbyn-liability-brexit-labour-party

 It is hard to present Corbyn as a man for the future, and May’s departure will date him even more. He will be a stale continuity figure from the time of stasis, irradiated through years of loitering ineffectually amid the referendum’s toxic fallout. His aura of specialness has dissipated, revealing the man in all his flawed mediocrity. The prospect of Britain having a radical Labour government is sliding into the gap that has opened up between an idea people once called “Jeremy Corbyn” and the actual Jeremy Corbyn.

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2934 on: July 02, 2019, 06:32:32 PM »
Wow. Fresh new perspective there from The Guardian!

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2935 on: July 02, 2019, 06:40:24 PM »
They really want the change in the Labour Party to just be about Corbyn, when it never was.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2936 on: July 02, 2019, 06:42:49 PM »
Hopefully clever Zoyza will build them a Guardian article generator, saving them time and money.

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2937 on: July 02, 2019, 06:44:24 PM »

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Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2938 on: July 02, 2019, 06:49:13 PM »
Turned out to be a bit of an own goal there.

Re: Corbyn 23: Hail Discorbia
« Reply #2939 on: July 02, 2019, 06:49:51 PM »
Fuck me.

Fuck. Me.

https://twitter.com/JewishNewsUK/status/1145968134945460225

Not read the full context but from that tweet that's one of the most cynical and offensive things I've ever seen from a British politician. Significantly worse than anything from Boris. How many times has JH been in the same room as JC and just looked at him? If you genuinely think he's making another Holocaust more likely and you're in their presence weekly what would be the right thing to do?

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