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Bloke at this conference dinner wants to do a singalong

Started by Beagle 2, March 20, 2019, 10:03:55 PM

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Beagle 2

Irish guy. We were all pleasing ourselves. Comes and taps us all on the shoulder, starts singing Delilah. Finds out where we're from. I'm the only English person so that provokes laughter and insults obviously, because that's apparently fine. Now we're all looking at him, trying to learn and sing his songs, why. I hid in the bogs. I'm there now.

Fuck off.

imitationleather

Encourage him! Will probably start singing pro-'Ra songs.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Beagle 2 on March 20, 2019, 10:03:55 PM
Irish guy. We were all pleasing ourselves. Comes and taps us all on the shoulder, starts singing Delilah. Finds out where we're from. I'm the only English person so that provokes laughter and insults obviously, because that's apparently fine. Now we're all looking at him, trying to learn and sing his songs, why. I hid in the bogs. I'm there now.

Fuck off.

Your fault for wanking in public.


touchingcloth


idunnosomename

have a wank in the bogs, spunk all over the door like an animal

Gregory Torso

You're allowed to leave. It's called an Irish Goodbye. Just walk out the door.



touchingcloth


Bazooka

What's this toilet like you keep banging on about?