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Explain wanking

Started by popcorn, March 21, 2019, 11:15:57 AM

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popcorn

Hello can someone explain wanking please... just can't figure it out. Thanks ?

rasta-spouse

It's an expression of your spirit leaving your body in serialised form.


Glebe

You hold your John Thomas and give it a good waggling.

Lordofthefiles

Tiddler wiggling.
Todger wobbling.

It's that simple.

Brian Freeze

It's really quite simple. You just put your lips together and blow.

Brian Freeze

Sorry!

Forgot to mention the bit about masturbating at the same time. Quite important that bit.

BlodwynPig

or The Pale Lord/Beige Knight as I call him.

Replies From View

Wanking is when you acquire a wire coat hanger and accidentally park the hook of it behind your eye, I think.

It derives from festive spirit and Hungerford's only functioning drain.