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In the dog house

Started by The Boston Crab, March 22, 2019, 06:56:39 AM

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Ferris

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on March 23, 2019, 09:01:03 AM
Ronalado in dog house. For sure girl in hotel room mean Ronalado have lot of many qestioñ from newsmedia policia and lawer. Rondoing? Is possible. But please where is Respect®

Means nothing unless it is coming directly from the mouth/avatar of Ronalado.

BlodwynPig

Can wives be in dog house? Never heard of it

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: Beagle 2 on March 22, 2019, 03:00:35 PM
I was supposed to be helping to run a conference yesterday but at the networking meal an Irish man was trying to make me sing by karate chopping me on the shoulder so I eventually fucked off to the hotel bar where I found other evacuees and drank until 4am. I did not make day two of the conference and was eventually awoken by hotel staff "concerned for my safety".

Seem to not be facing any sort of immediate disciplinary action other than an email about "important lessons learned". Everybody, everybody in the house of dog.

I expect this hangover to last well into June.

I never ever ever sat or stood in hotel bars with work colleagues after normal office hours. if there was pressure being brought to bear, to socialise, I would quietly ask my immediate manager if overtime was being paid for the evening's events, & if not, I would loudly make excuses- phoning the mrs, that sort of thing- & fuck off out of it. to the nearest proper pub, back to my room & room-service dinner, or into the nearest town. even at Mtv, the sort of people I ended up 'away' with... fuck that shit.

as for the dog-house... separate chanties, & doors shut during dumps, save the odd visit from curious toddlers. last time I was in bother was a decade ago, & a forgotten hard-drive of smut.

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: The Boston Crab on March 23, 2019, 08:50:59 AM
Great woke up my wife signing when I come in pissed...

those autograph hunters can be a bit noisy...

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on March 23, 2019, 04:56:05 PM
Means nothing unless it is coming directly from the mouth/avatar of Ronalado.

where is the daft twat anyway?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: a duncandisorderly on March 23, 2019, 05:23:00 PM
I never ever ever sat or stood in hotel bars with work colleagues after normal office hours. if there was pressure being brought to bear, to socialise, I would quietly ask my immediate manager if overtime was being paid for the evening's events, & if not, I would loudly make excuses- phoning the mrs, that sort of thing- & fuck off out of it. to the nearest proper pub, back to my room & room-service dinner, or into the nearest town. even at Mtv, the sort of people I ended up 'away' with... fuck that shit.

as for the dog-house... separate chanties, & doors shut during dumps, save the odd visit from curious toddlers. last time I was in bother was a decade ago, & a forgotten hard-drive of smut.

See it, say it, sorted

Ferris


Great. In the DH again. Came in not long ago and my wife had cooked fish pie, whole house was honking.

I said, "great, now the house smells like cumhouse" and she went spare because it took about four hours to prep and make the pie for me.

I just call em like I see em. What can you do!

Twed

Slide the pie off the table on to the floor, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time.

Danger Man

Quote from: The Boston Crab on March 27, 2019, 10:20:34 PM
Great. In the DH again. Came in not long ago and my wife had cooked fish pie, whole house was honking.

Isn't your wife Chinese?  I bet the pie was full of shark.

Sin Agog

Procure a bucket of cum and smear the cum on the walls.  Then say to your wife, "Wassa matter, lady?  I'm talking about the actual cum, not the pie you made that smells like cum."

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Fughouse

Whole lotta of fug

You shat in a bog

Quote from: Danger Man on March 27, 2019, 10:27:36 PM
Isn't your wife Chinese?  I bet the pie was full of shark.

Is she fuck mate. I broke up with that one a decade ago because she said AnCo were shit.

Danger Man

I should have married her....

BlodwynPig

How come I find myself, in this ungodly hour, cowered in your wife's dog house, Bosto?


Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 27, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
How come I find myself, in this ungodly hour, cowered in your wife's dog house, Bosto?

Better than cumhouse.


BlodwynPig


Shoulders?-Stomach!


littlenell

You're lucky you werent kicked in the cat flap!

Bazooka

Only gone and got myself locked in the doghouse again, I seem to fuck up between the hours of 7-10pm, but get some sense of adrenaline the next morning, the ilk a marketing team must experience during a successful pitch. Can't even go and have a sausage roll to calm the nerves.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: The Boston Crab on March 23, 2019, 08:50:59 AM
Great woke up my wife signing when I come in pissed and she woke me up at 6 to say about her night watcbin telly

That's a bit of an overreaction considering you went to the effort of learning a whole new language in order to keep the noise down.

Quote from: The Boston Crab on March 27, 2019, 10:59:44 PM
I broke up with that one a decade ago because she said AnCo were shit.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

One very good laugh. One earnest frown.

Norton Canes


Icehaven

I think everyone's missing the real issue here, which is: 4 hours to make a fish pie?! Did she have to catch them herself?

The smell's hardly going to permeate into every pore of the house if you don't slow cook your fish.

I think she poached the fish in cum :(

Beagle 2

Nah fish pie is a bitch to make and costs about £400 in fish if you want to do it properly. Waste of life, fuck an Admiral's pie in the oven.

Ferris