Author Topic: In the dog house  (Read 2445 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2019, 04:56:05 PM »
Ronalado in dog house. For sure girl in hotel room mean Ronalado have lot of many qestioñ from newsmedia policia and lawer. Rondoing? Is possible. But please where is Respect®

Means nothing unless it is coming directly from the mouth/avatar of Ronalado.

BlodwynPig

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2019, 05:11:57 PM »
Can wives be in dog house? Never heard of it

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2019, 05:23:00 PM »
I was supposed to be helping to run a conference yesterday but at the networking meal an Irish man was trying to make me sing by karate chopping me on the shoulder so I eventually fucked off to the hotel bar where I found other evacuees and drank until 4am. I did not make day two of the conference and was eventually awoken by hotel staff "concerned for my safety".

Seem to not be facing any sort of immediate disciplinary action other than an email about "important lessons learned". Everybody, everybody in the house of dog.

I expect this hangover to last well into June.

I never ever ever sat or stood in hotel bars with work colleagues after normal office hours. if there was pressure being brought to bear, to socialise, I would quietly ask my immediate manager if overtime was being paid for the evening's events, & if not, I would loudly make excuses- phoning the mrs, that sort of thing- & fuck off out of it. to the nearest proper pub, back to my room & room-service dinner, or into the nearest town. even at Mtv, the sort of people I ended up 'away' with... fuck that shit.

as for the dog-house... separate chanties, & doors shut during dumps, save the odd visit from curious toddlers. last time I was in bother was a decade ago, & a forgotten hard-drive of smut.

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2019, 05:24:26 PM »
Great woke up my wife signing when I come in pissed...

those autograph hunters can be a bit noisy...

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2019, 05:25:01 PM »
Means nothing unless it is coming directly from the mouth/avatar of Ronalado.

where is the daft twat anyway?

BlodwynPig

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2019, 05:32:55 PM »
I never ever ever sat or stood in hotel bars with work colleagues after normal office hours. if there was pressure being brought to bear, to socialise, I would quietly ask my immediate manager if overtime was being paid for the evening's events, & if not, I would loudly make excuses- phoning the mrs, that sort of thing- & fuck off out of it. to the nearest proper pub, back to my room & room-service dinner, or into the nearest town. even at Mtv, the sort of people I ended up 'away' with... fuck that shit.

as for the dog-house... separate chanties, & doors shut during dumps, save the odd visit from curious toddlers. last time I was in bother was a decade ago, & a forgotten hard-drive of smut.

See it, say it, sorted

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2019, 05:42:25 PM »
where is the daft twat anyway?

Ronalado FLOUNCE first.

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2019, 10:20:34 PM »
Great. In the DH again. Came in not long ago and my wife had cooked fish pie, whole house was honking.

I said, "great, now the house smells like cumhouse" and she went spare because it took about four hours to prep and make the pie for me.

I just call em like I see em. What can you do!

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2019, 10:25:50 PM »
Slide the pie off the table on to the floor, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time.

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2019, 10:27:36 PM »
Great. In the DH again. Came in not long ago and my wife had cooked fish pie, whole house was honking.

Isn't your wife Chinese?  I bet the pie was full of shark.

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2019, 10:27:50 PM »
Procure a bucket of cum and smear the cum on the walls.  Then say to your wife, "Wassa matter, lady?  I'm talking about the actual cum, not the pie you made that smells like cum."

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2019, 10:33:20 PM »
Fughouse

Whole lotta of fug

You shat in a bog

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2019, 10:59:44 PM »
Isn't your wife Chinese?  I bet the pie was full of shark.

Is she fuck mate. I broke up with that one a decade ago because she said AnCo were shit.

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2019, 11:00:31 PM »
I should have married her....

BlodwynPig

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2019, 11:00:48 PM »
How come I find myself, in this ungodly hour, cowered in your wife's dog house, Bosto?

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2019, 11:04:38 PM »
Ronalado FLOUNCE first.

hahaha!

is possible

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2019, 11:15:08 PM »
How come I find myself, in this ungodly hour, cowered in your wife's dog house, Bosto?

Better than cumhouse.


BlodwynPig

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2019, 11:16:33 PM »
Better than cumhouse.

can I see the cumhouse from the doghouse?

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2019, 11:17:18 PM »

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2019, 01:37:59 AM »
You're lucky you werent kicked in the cat flap!

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2019, 05:00:32 AM »
Only gone and got myself locked in the doghouse again, I seem to fuck up between the hours of 7-10pm, but get some sense of adrenaline the next morning, the ilk a marketing team must experience during a successful pitch. Can't even go and have a sausage roll to calm the nerves.

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2019, 07:27:56 AM »
Great woke up my wife signing when I come in pissed and she woke me up at 6 to say about her night watcbin telly

That's a bit of an overreaction considering you went to the effort of learning a whole new language in order to keep the noise down.

I broke up with that one a decade ago because she said AnCo were shit.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2019, 07:31:27 AM »
One very good laugh. One earnest frown.

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2019, 09:41:11 AM »

icehaven

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2019, 10:01:14 AM »
I think everyone's missing the real issue here, which is: 4 hours to make a fish pie?! Did she have to catch them herself?

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2019, 10:08:29 AM »
The smell's hardly going to permeate into every pore of the house if you don't slow cook your fish.

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2019, 10:14:43 AM »
I think she poached the fish in cum :(

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2019, 10:17:05 AM »
Nah fish pie is a bitch to make and costs about £400 in fish if you want to do it properly. Waste of life, fuck an Admiral's pie in the oven.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: In the dog house
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2019, 12:37:48 PM »
fuck an Admiral's pie in the oven.

I wouldn’t recommend it

Re: In the dog house
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2019, 06:36:22 PM »
I wouldn’t recommend it

Lobster pie? More like nobster pie!