HATE COLLEAGUES

[madhair60]

RAAAARRrr work BAD homeGOOD i just want to go home and play c o m p u t e r g a m e

[Pingers]

They've not sacked you yet, then.

[Cuellar]

Theresa May snaps!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

[Uncle TechTip]

Become a software developer, then you just plug your headphones in and don't talk to anycunt.

[Paul Calf]

Become a software developer, then you just plug your headphones in and don't talk to anycunt.

Not if you want to keep your job you don't.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I miss those days. They've started doing 'three amigos' here (shit name). It's a great way of breaking up the day to ensure you can't get anything done.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Love colleagues, tonnes of them. Imagine them all gathered up in piles, flesh. Terrifying.

[Cuntbeaks]

Not colleagues per se, but im currently in the canteen and a couple of fucking roasters are sitting beside me having a serious discussion about what they would do if they won a million quid. Talking like it could happen tomorrow.

Absolute fucking cunts.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Was it "mm probably set up water infrastructure in the third world i suppose, i'm fine for cash"

[Kelvin]

RAAAARRrr work BAD homeGOOD i just want to go home and play c o m p u t e r g a m e

Is that game the original Resident Evil, by any chance?

[Cuellar]

I miss those days. They've started doing 'three amigos' here (shit name). It's a great way of breaking up the day to ensure you can't get anything done.

What does THAT mean!

[Ferris]

A real shame, as they always speak so highly of you :(

[Twed]

Become a software developer, then you just plug your headphones in and don't talk to anycunt.

Don't become a good one though or you'll be pestered like some kind of Oracle every ten minutes.

I've put up a NO LOAFING sign and a skull and crossbones and a notice up saying that I am poison, but it still happens.