Uri Geller uses powers to cancel Brexit

[thecuriousorange]

Huge if true.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/illusionist-uri-geller-vows-to-stop-brexit-telepathically-a4099066.html?amp

[idunnosomename]

Only celeb to have a Pokémon modelled after them as far as I recall so yeah

[Cold Meat Platter]

He does have ungodly powers.

[olliebean]

He also claimed he is using the power of his mind to ensure that "Jeremy Corbyn never gets the keys to Number 10 Downing Street".

Fucksake.

[Captain Z]

Apparently he was responsible for peanutbutter marmite too.

[Jittlebags]

As well as the Lorne Sausage/Black Pudding combo which you may have missed.

[Jittlebags]

How old is she in that photo? Late thirties maybe? Must have had a hard paper round.

[Glebe]

I wish Ali Bongo were still around on our physical plain. Now that was a mystic with the kind of powers that could stop Brexit!*

*As he regularly demonstrated on The Basil Brush Show etc.

[Default to the negative]

During that television 'event' in the nineties, my parents actually put a spoon on top of the television to see if he would bend it. I will never forgive them for this.

[petril]

he's either a complete fraud or an outside agent interfering with play and thus Gary McAllister should get to retake that penalty from Euro '96.

the fact there's been no strong push for a retake speaks volumes

[Default to the negative]

Also, in Louis Theroux's attempt at a Michael Jackson documentary, we found out that Uri was the media gatekeeper to Jackson. Uri denied Theroux an interview with the man himself because he thought Theroux would do a hatchet job. He decided Bashir was the safer choice.

So there's another example of his outright fucking incompetence - and his lack of psychic powers. Bend a spoon? He can't even bend the truth.

[St_Eddie]

I wonder, could Uri Geller will himself into non-existence?  That would be good.

[biggytitbo]

Uri's the perfect embodiment of the remain campaign isn't he, a deluded fraud who thinks he can will away a referendum result he doesn't like.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Uri's the perfect embodiment of the remain campaign isn't he, a deluded fraud who thinks he can will away a referendum result he doesn't like.

Chortle !

[Replies From View]

Uri's the perfect embodiment of the remain campaign isn't he, a deluded fraud who thinks he can will away a referendum result he doesn't like.

Your best sweeping generalisation yet!  Keep going!

[Ferris]

Also, in Louis Theroux's attempt at a Michael Jackson documentary, we found out that Uri was the media gatekeeper to Jackson. Uri denied Theroux an interview with the man himself because he thought Theroux would do a hatchet job. He decided Bashir was the safer choice.

So there's another example of his outright fucking incompetence - and his lack of psychic powers. Bend a spoon? He can't even bend the truth.

Agree it was a poor effort. Obviously had been overdoing the old spoon-bending when he made that decision.

[St_Eddie]

Uri's the perfect embodiment of the remain campaign isn't he, a deluded fraud who thinks he can will away a referendum result he doesn't like.

Oh, biggytitbo.  What would we ever do without you?  You're lovable and I never thought that I say that about a Brexiter saying pro-Brexit things.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[Replies From View]

Oh, biggytitbo.  What would we ever do without you?  You're lovable and I never thought that I say that about a Brexiter saying pro-Brexit things.  Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Well I still think he smells of poo.

[kalowski]

Stephen Are you sure it isn't "fraud" that people shout at you in the street, rather than freak?

Hugh It is you who make the claims. I have always been honest. I bend the spoons with psychic energy, I have told you. I never claimed to be able to bend them with my hands. That is your claim.

Stephen And you did bend it with your hands.

Hugh The spoon is bent, that is enough. Perhaps it does flow through my hands this psychic energy of which you claim. It may be. Certainly the spoon is bent. Therefore I bent it.

Stephen I can bend a spoon with my hands too.

Hugh I have never said that my powers are unique. Always have I striven to teach the world that anyone may bend a spoon. My book is not expensive.

[St_Eddie]

The spoon is bent...

They're all bent by the time etc.

[Captain Z]

There is no Brexit.