QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT EDGE GUY

[ToneLa]

Gay Man: wow, ducky, do you fancy a drink?

SEG: Nope

[ToneLa]

How aboot a wee tinkle ay Tokyo?

Nup no happenin.

[ToneLa]

A ride then cunt?

Ah don't think you get me at all, pal.

[ToneLa]

Fine then fussy cunt, bevvy?

Oh aye, I'd love a wee tipple... Not, ya fuckin doss

[ToneLa]

Smack?

Go on then, my secret weakness!... Fuckin hell mate ah was huvin yae oan, put that wee baggie away they'll kick us oot ay this Wetherspoons

[ToneLa]

Drop half an E with me?

Oh well that's no quite a drug it's more a spiritual thing.. Tongue half a pill into mah mooth and wash it doon wi whiskey and we will fuck.

Wow really?

No ye fuckin radge!

[ToneLa]

Honk of poppers?

... Is that drugs?

Not exactly.

It's intoxicating liquid though?

But you don't bevvy it.

And you won't fuck me after?

Mate, MPs use this. In LONDON. Just widens your arsehole a bit. Surely that doesn't break your creed?

Creed, good band. Yeah, go on then.

Creed? Ugh. Fuck off pal.

Fine then didn't even want to suck you clean anyway!!

[Glebe]

QUEER EYE GUY: Let's go on a drugs binge.

HENRY ROLLINS: Nah mate.