"smol good bois"

[Blue Jam]

Doesnt Blue Jam use Doggo a lot?

Yes, I love my doggos and puppers and longbois and booping a good snoot, me.

And I aint ashamed.

[The Boston Crab]

heckin bad diddlybois

Amazing, as is Shoulders's post about havin dey time.

[biggytitbo]

Yes, I love my doggos and puppers and longbois and booping a good snoot, me.

And I aint ashamed.

Is this you (left)?

[a duncandisorderly]

Is this you (left)?

that's the girl grown-up woman I work with.

[Sherringford Hovis]

OH LAWD HE COMIN'

[H-O-W-L]

I call our bichon "pupper" but it's been an affectionate nickname for him since before this fad, since he's the smallest of three dogs. I'll sicc him on you if you have a problem with it, mate.

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This thread is making me feel so old.  The English language has evolved behind my back into something as foreign as Chaucer.

[a duncandisorderly]

This thread is making me feel so old.  The English language has evolved behind my back into something as foreign as Chaucer.

I'd be perfectly happy with that but for two things-
1) ambiguity, which fucks up any attempt to meaningfully communicate. (e.g. they're /their/there & so forth)
2) this doggo stuff is so fucking twee.

[kidney]

h*ccing good boi

[Ferris]

Is this you (left)?

Me when I still had long hair.

[Endicott]

Why is boy spelt wrong?

[tookish]

What a bunch of heckin bitter baldbois, love u all uwu

[biggytitbo]

Me when I still had long hair.

Which one?

[Ferris]

Which one?

Old man, back right, baseball cap.

Though for the avoidance of doubt, I maintain a luxurious full head of hair.

[The Boston Crab]

Why is boy spelt wrong?

Because a dog is so "smol".

Check out my art!

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I'd be perfectly happy with that but for two things-
1) ambiguity, which fucks up any attempt to meaningfully communicate. (e.g. they're /their/there & so forth)
2) this doggo stuff is so fucking twee.

I absolutely have no fucking clue what this thread is about.  At no point were any clues given, yet everyone seems to be onboard with whatever it means, and able to follow along like anyone is speaking English at all.  What's happening?

[madhair60]

HECK

sarah im tired of ur shit

dont pet that fur devil

scritch scratch scrotch

ahh yes back to me fren

[up_the_hampipe]

I love puppers and floofs and woofers. Bork!

[Twed]

I absolutely have no fucking clue what this thread is about.  At no point were any clues given, yet everyone seems to be onboard with whatever it means, and able to follow along like anyone is speaking English at all.  What's happening?

It must be blissful for this forum to be most of the internet, for you. That sounds sarcy but I mean it.

I actually quite like the hecking pupper stuff in gifs etc., but it's maddening when people use it in daily conversations or when fucking advertisers try to do it and end up looking like aliens or pedophile grandpas trying to fit in.

[Ferris]

It must be blissful for this forum to be most of the internet, for you. That sounds sarcy but I mean it.

I actually quite like the hecking pupper stuff in gifs etc., but it's maddening when people use it in daily conversations or when fucking advertisers try to do it and end up looking like aliens or pedophile grandpas trying to fit in.

Hang on, do actual people say this stuff out loud? Surely not. Written down on the internet it's fine, but vocalized in real life is a no from me.

[The Boston Crab]

'heccin good boi' means 'a fucking good dog'.

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I actually quite like the hecking pupper stuff in gifs etc.,

Oh yeah the sucding input bots in blabe, I know of that.

I hate it when the niddil unsendipim goz goving the hobin.  Right dazin as boze.


Am I doing it?

[madhair60]

HECKIN softboi does a ZOOMB

[The Boston Crab]

J O Y C O N B O Y Z


Who are these complete pricks?

[Twed]

Hang on, do actual people say this stuff out loud? Surely not. Written down on the internet it's fine, but vocalized in real life is a no from me.

I mainly meant in casual conversations online, but yes people have been known to say these things out loud.

[Replies From View]

J O Y C O N B O Y Z

Ah wait - does Conboyz mean Corbyn?  Am I close?

[Ferris]

Ah wait - does Conboyz mean Corbyn?  Am I close?

Got it in one.

[a duncandisorderly]

Hang on, do actual people say this stuff out loud? Surely not. Written down on the internet it's fine, but vocalized in real life is a no from me.

the lass at my work does. I took her to see '2001' (with a bloke who, like me, had seen it several times & regarded it as dated-but-seminal). what a fucking waste of time.
34, she is, but pretends to be 17.

Oh yeah the sucding input bots in blabe, I know of that.

I hate it when the niddil unsendipim goz goving the hobin.  Right dazin as boze.


Am I doing it?

almost. close enough.

[the]

I absolutely have no fucking clue what this thread is about.  At no point were any clues given, yet everyone seems to be onboard with whatever it means, and able to follow along like anyone is speaking English at all.  What's happening?

I believe everyone's contracted total dicks disease

[chveik]

sounds like bodog talk to me