Isn't 'God' a weird word?

[pancreas]

So ungainly. 'Allah', 'Jehovah' ... these have some poetry ... but 'God'? May as well be another word for shit.

[touchingcloth]

Goddo and lickle Jeepus.

[Lost Oliver]

Firmly believe we should call god bog and remove the capital but because he/she/they are truly a cunt of the highest order and he/she/they could barely be trusted to make me some toast.

[rasta-spouse]

It's quite nice and Anglo-Saxon, I've always thought. Like "death" and "home". (no research done on this btw)

[buttgammon]

YHWH?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What if Turd was another name for God?

Makes sense really. Turd is great. Turd is merciful. Praise be to Turd

[Jumblegraws]

It's quite nice and Anglo-Saxon, I've always thought. Like "death" and "home". (no research done on this btw)

And 'egg'. Godfrey and Egbert.

[Ray Travez]

Firmly believe we should call god bog and remove the capital but because he/she/they are truly a cunt of the highest order and he/she/they could barely be trusted to make me some toast.

Certainly the fictional Christian god, were he to exist, would be psychotic.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

did you ever notice.... that 'god' spelled backwards... is 'dog'?

makes u think

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Omnisciboi

[BlodwynPig]

Jesus went into the desert with his pet, he saw a mirage and drowned

but

dog lived

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Oh Lawd he comin

[thenoise]

I like the LORD and the way the LORD is capitalised in my parents' bible.

[Cuellar]

YHWH?

You Have Weird Hymen

[Lost Oliver]

LORDY LORD LORD. But who is the loudest Lord?

[St_Eddie]

But who is the loudest Lord?

Lorde.

[bgmnts]

Yahweh is funny, it's sound like a geordie expression

"Yahweh man, lets go doon the toon".

[BlodwynPig]

Yahweh is funny, it's sound like a geordie expression

"Yahweh man, lets go doon the toon".

Racist

[Keebleman]

Every word is weird when you think closely enough about it.  I remember being six or seven and suddenly divorcing 'tree' from its meaning.  I was able to consider 'tree' not as a word but as an abstract sound only, completely meaningless, and wondered how on earth it came to be associated with the woody things sprouting out of the ground.  Panicked me a bit.

[Cerys]

Lorde.

Nah - Lordi.

[The Boston Crab]

Goddo and lickle Jeepus.

Genuinely burst out loud laughing. Just woke up to go the bog and now I'm wide awake.

[samadriel]

What if Turd was another name for God?

[Joan Osborne considers rewrite]

[Bronzy]

But who is the loudest Lord?

Lorde.

Nah - Lordi.

Come on guys, it's obviously Screaming Lord Sutch.

[Buelligan]

It's a weird word.  For full weird I think you have to speak it in a soft undertone on an out-breath with the same rhythm as the mindblown gif.  Then it's a marvellous word. 



Maybe it's wyrd, tolling, invoking our fate, rolling from the tongue, mystically marking our personal destiny, our geas, our goal.  The route map of seed to tree, spoken in the silence of the place inside the hill.  Who fucking knows, man?

[machotrouts]

did you ever notice.... that 'god' spelled backwards... is 'dog'?

makes u think

Did you know "DOGGO" backwards is "OH GOD"?

Did you know "OH GOD" backwards is "DOG HO"?

Did you know "DOG HO" backwards? Well sir you are under arrest

[Urinal Cake]

Oh Allah, Jehovah's sake don't have a ring to it. God's good.

[Norton Canes]

'Grud'. Dredd gets it right.

[moondogs]

Firmly believe we should call god bog and remove the capital but because he/she/they are truly a cunt of the highest order and he/she/they could barely be trusted to make me some toast.

Did you know that bog is the Russian word for God? Бог? I think it's still capitalised though, I'm afraid.

[pancreas]

I guess I did know that, if I'd thought about it: Bogoroditsye Dyevo etc. Is there some connection?

[marquis_de_sad]

God is 'go' in the old Shetland language Norn.

Something about pokemon I dunno make your own jokes.