I will laugh at your jokes in this thread

[popcorn]

Any joke. I will laugh at it. You will feel great about it.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a cunt!

[popcorn]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a cunt!

Ha ha! Where's the karma function when you need it!

[Spoon of Ploff]

A man was seen walking down the street with a fried egg on his head... and that's no yoke!!

[pancreas]

I just ate a slice of pizza. I didn't like it. It was too mato.

[famethrowa]

Q: Why didn't Donald Trump enjoy the film "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

A: Because he doesn't like "the talkies"

[popcorn]

A man was seen walking down the street with a fried egg on his head... and that's no yoke!!

Ho, ho! One for the "guffaw" thread!

[popcorn]

I just ate a slice of pizza. I didn't like it. It was too mato.

Titter! Top laughs from me here!

[popcorn]

Q: Why didn't Donald Trump enjoy the film "Bohemian Rhapsody"?

A: Because he doesn't like "the talkies"

don't understand this one

[BlodwynPig]

A man walks into a bar

The horseman says, "pint of bitter?"

[madhair60]

Why didn't the Indian gentleman have any balloons on his birthday?

Because he poppadom.

[NoSleep]

A German walks into a pub and the barman asks, "Bitter?" and the German answers, "I'll have a pint of beer."

[BlodwynPig]

A Turk walks into a pub and the barman asks, "Bitter?" and the Turk answers "Death on your family, you racist cunt"

[popcorn]

don't understand some of these

[famethrowa]

don't understand this one

he's really old

[popcorn]

he's really old

Just got it!

Big lols!

[NoSleep]

don't understand some of these

The German thought the barman was asking, "Can I help you?" ("bitte?"). This actually happened to my brother (who lives in Germany) in an English pub, except he started to order in German.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Q: What's the difference between Brexit and your mum ?
A: Brexit doesn't toss off tramps for loose change !

[pancreas]

Just in case you didn't get my one, it was a play on the fact that pizzas have tomato on them and if you say 'too mato' then that sort of sounds the same as the topping. Unfortunately 'mato' is not a word or the joke would have been even better. Well, actually it is a bangla word apparently for 'I kill'.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Why did the whatever?

A punchline.


Aaaaáh

[Chollis]

I saw a man in the supermarket earlier who reminded me of Michael Jackson....


He came up to me and said "don't forget about Michael Jackson"

[Noonling]

When does the yacht of the sun masticate the guitar?

When the igloo fastens its rosy plank to it!!!

[Replies From View]

How do make an weekend happen

Age a bit

[Glebe]

Did you hear about the banana? It was slippy!

[pancreas]

There's a whole lot of jokes in here, and not a whole lot of laughing, popcorn.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea where's this dadless shit got to with the chuckles? Lazy prick


OI DICKHEAD! GET IN HERE AND LAUGH AT MY FUCKING JOKES OR I'LL KICK YOUR DOG INTO A FURNACE

[popcorn]

Sorry I don't understand some of these

[Mr Banlon]

What's the slowest kid's table game ?
Satiated Satiated Snails

[Dex Sawash]

Why did the bee fly over town with his legs crossed?


He was looking for a BP station

[Glebe]

What did a cockney crow say?

"Caw! Blimey!"