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Tory leadership contest?

Started by Fambo Number Mive, March 27, 2019, 12:00:43 PM

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Who do you think will be the next PM? (assuming there is no General Election)

Johnson
24 (12.7%)
Javid
7 (3.7%)
HA HA CUNT
18 (9.5%)
Raab
4 (2.1%)
Rudd
4 (2.1%)
Rees Mogg
5 (2.6%)
Leadsom
4 (2.1%)
May in disguise
16 (8.5%)
Cameron
3 (1.6%)
Fabricant
2 (1.1%)
Another horrible person
43 (22.8%)
Gove
10 (5.3%)
Mourinho
13 (6.9%)
Yamaha
2 (1.1%)
Guffdenim
1 (0.5%)
Liddington
2 (1.1%)
Totnes
1 (0.5%)
Honey I Bummed The Kids
13 (6.9%)
Rudd Gullit
1 (0.5%)
LOLRANDOM
3 (1.6%)
Raoul Moat
5 (2.6%)
Fred West
3 (1.6%)
Worzel FUCKING Gummidge
5 (2.6%)
Lay Gentleman
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 188

Endicott

I hate Andrew Neill even if he is effortlessly making Boris look like a twat.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Endicott on July 12, 2019, 07:49:42 PM
I hate Andrew Neill even if he is effortlessly making Boris look like a twat.

Im beginning to think he does this to everyone rightly or wrongly

Plus.  Saying look like a twat is rather kind

Endicott

Haha. Fair enough. A twat and a fantasist!

And someone who conspired to get a hitman. etc

BlodwynPig

Its the etc that contains the real Boris.

Danger Man

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 12, 2019, 07:40:33 PM
Neither clearly fit (surely to Tories)

Election soon

I wouldn't get too excited. This really is a country where posh white boys can do whatever they want.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48962845


imitationleather

Quote from: Cursus on July 12, 2019, 09:02:20 PM


Well if Nadine Dorries reckons Boris Johnson is best then we might as well admit defeat and give up. We're beat. Best man has won.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: imitationleather on July 12, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
Well if Nadine Dorries reckons Boris Johnson is best then we might as well admit defeat and give up. We're beat. Best man has won.

Not even remotely afraid.

Not  even  remotely  afraid.

Not  even   remotely  afraid.

Not    even     remotely     afraid.

machotrouts

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 12, 2019, 07:45:50 PM
Fucked

Screwed
And

Corked

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 12, 2019, 07:47:38 PM
Skinned

Gutted

Stewed

[BlodwynPig gives up trying to remember the name of this site and goes to bed]

Absorb the anus burn


Alberon

Quote from: Cursus on July 12, 2019, 09:02:20 PM


Too stupid to realise he's been well and truly obliterated. Definitely Prime Ministerial material.

BlodwynPig

More than obliterated. He was ERASED!

olliebean

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 12, 2019, 07:40:33 PM
Hunt destroyed by Neill

But Boris eviscerated by him.

You mean eviskerated?

Dr Rock

They make Theresa May look good.

jobotic

Dorries is an actual imbecile. She'll be in the cabinet very soon.

sponk

Watching the BJ interview and Neil just humiliated him regarding the crime rate in London (roughly 32 mins in to the show on iPlayer). Don't want to spoil it because it was genuinely joyful to watch. Made me LOL.

Danger Man

Just watched it. Shame Neil wasn't sober. Johnson came across as a nasty little spiv but that's hardly a shock.

The people voting in this contest probably loved this.

sponk

Quote from: Danger Man on July 12, 2019, 10:13:20 PM
Just watched it. Shame Neil wasn't sober. Johnson came across as a nasty little spiv but that's hardly a shock.

The people voting in this contest probably loved this.

Not sober? How dare you make such a stoopingflyingly ignant allegation. He was as sober as a Scottish TV journalist, as this short excerpt of the interview clearly shows


Urinal Cake

You're being so negative. You're all so corollary.

Fambo Number Mive

Telegraph trying to spin the Neil interviews as "a boring, predictable programme that provided few real insights into our next Prime Minister.The show was certainly not Neil's finest hour."

jobotic

Sounds like the vile Niel did a good job, I couldn't bear to watch it. It'll be a different matter when Johnson is facing Corbyn rather than another Tory in the fight to be PM. Then it'll be "what's the best thing about you and the worst thing about him? Oh, great answer Sir. Howzat! ".

sponk

Turns out the journalist BoJo wanted to have beaten up worked for the News of the World so it's hard to know if it was good or bad:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/14/journalist-stuart-collier-boris-johnson-phone-call-darius-guppy-demands-apology

Fambo Number Mive

No, it's just bad. You can despise a newspaper and feel that some of its journalists are unethical but not want its journalists beaten up.

Fambo Number Mive

QuoteAn MP says he will not stand for reselection as a Conservative candidate in the next general election as he is unhappy with the party's direction.

Aberconwy MP Guto Bebb said the Conservative Party was "appealing to the type of nationalism that has seen UKIP grow in the past, and the Brexit Party now".

He also told BBC Radio Cymru that Boris Johnson would be a "disastrous" prime minister...

He expects there to be another general election by spring, because he believes whoever is in Number 10 will not be able to secure a Commons majority in favour of a no-deal Brexit.

Mr Bebb said he would not be able to "with any conscience" offer himself as a candidate who agrees with either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48980318

king_tubby

And yet he was fine with Theresa May.

How....odd.

Fambo Number Mive

And fine with David Cameron.


Paul Calf

Welsh Tories...Jesus suffering fuck...

bgmnts

Lowest of the low aren't they?

Paul Calf

I just don't understand how you can see what Thatcher did to your country and what Cameron and May continued: the years of neglect, contempt and disdain interrupted by bouts of outright class war and VOTE FOR THE CUNTS AGAIN.

Dr Rock