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Tory leadership contest?

Started by Fambo Number Mive, March 27, 2019, 12:00:43 PM

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Who do you think will be the next PM? (assuming there is no General Election)

Johnson
24 (12.7%)
Javid
7 (3.7%)
HA HA CUNT
18 (9.5%)
Raab
4 (2.1%)
Rudd
4 (2.1%)
Rees Mogg
5 (2.6%)
Leadsom
4 (2.1%)
May in disguise
16 (8.5%)
Cameron
3 (1.6%)
Fabricant
2 (1.1%)
Another horrible person
43 (22.8%)
Gove
10 (5.3%)
Mourinho
13 (6.9%)
Yamaha
2 (1.1%)
Guffdenim
1 (0.5%)
Liddington
2 (1.1%)
Totnes
1 (0.5%)
Honey I Bummed The Kids
13 (6.9%)
Rudd Gullit
1 (0.5%)
LOLRANDOM
3 (1.6%)
Raoul Moat
5 (2.6%)
Fred West
3 (1.6%)
Worzel FUCKING Gummidge
5 (2.6%)
Lay Gentleman
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 188

sponk

Quote from: bomb_dog on July 21, 2019, 12:28:52 AM
Don't think this has been posted - from this weeks popbitch newsletter:

That's put me right off him. I'm voting for Hunt.

idunnosomename

I did have a thought that the media, with its sure-as-shit attitude that their journo good-egg mate will win, will be proved very wrong as the Tory party members all hate the press as whinging establishment remoaniacs.

Of course then we face a competent cruel leadership which might be worse.

mothman

I still don't give a shit who wins, but I'll admit the notion of seeing Johnson's face if he got a surprise loss would be quite delicious. Oh well...

olliebean

Apparently a handful of Tory MPs have been in discussion with the Lib Dems about defecting if Johnson wins. It would be quite a satisfying outcome if he were to win the leadership and then immediately lose his majority so he never gets to be PM.

BlodwynPig

About as likely to happen as

Twit 2

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 20, 2019, 04:15:19 AM
I just had a dream about Boris Johnson. He was walking past my old house in Camden (where all of my dreams are set for some reason) and I followed behind him, hurling abuse. 'You white-haired CUNT!' You Fucking Rotter!' etc. He looked bemused. I went back inside then checked to see if he was still hanging around, and he had climbed up a lamp post and was sitting atop it.

I took a couple of photos with the aim of selling them to the papers, but was interrupted by my an old girlfriend who said some mean things to me out of the blue. I let it go, as I was eager to sell my photos for thousand of pounds to the tabloids.

What does it mean?

Camus's The Myth of Sixtus

Paul Calf

Quote from: olliebean on July 22, 2019, 11:22:41 PM
Apparently a handful of Tory MPs have been in discussion with the Lib Dems about defecting if Johnson wins. It would be quite a satisfying outcome if he were to win the leadership and then immediately lose his majority so he never gets to be PM.

It's ok. Jo 'Why Don't We Have A Statue Of Thatcher?' Swinson's Lib Derps will come to their rescue.

José

i'm actually ok with there being two distinct tory parties divided over a single issue.

Urinal Cake

Quote from: Dr Rock on July 20, 2019, 04:15:19 AM
I just had a dream about Boris Johnson. He was walking past my old house in Camden (where all of my dreams are set for some reason) and I followed behind him, hurling abuse. 'You white-haired CUNT!' You Fucking Rotter!' etc. He looked bemused. I went back inside then checked to see if he was still hanging around, and he had climbed up a lamp post and was sitting atop it.

I took a couple of photos with the aim of selling them to the papers, but was interrupted by my an old girlfriend who said some mean things to me out of the blue. I let it go, as I was eager to sell my photos for thousand of pounds to the tabloids.

What does it mean?
The lamp post is a reference to Mussolini/Osama and his death as referenced by one Stewart Lee. Since he's not dead you will always be waiting for him to 'die' in a horrible and public fashion.
By taking photos you want to tell the world that this will not last and that you predicted it. But your old gf says you should stop worrying and just get on with your life.

Sounds plausible.

Ian Drunken Smurf

Oh fuckety fuckety fuck. Today is the day of the Boris Johnson victory announcement train crash.

lipsink

James O'Brien on LBC saying: "I get teared apart by people on the Left of politics as I voted for Boris as Mayor London and then repented at leisure as is our prerogative".

God, he fucking loves the sound of his own voice, repeatedly laughing at the own things he says. I have no idea how he can act so smug when he voted for the cunt.

Cuellar


king_tubby


SpiderChrist

Isn't it "torn apart", not "teared apart"?

gib

Quote from: SpiderChrist on July 23, 2019, 10:42:44 AM
Isn't it "torn apart", not "teared apart"?

Now you mention it, yes.

Paul Calf

Quote from: lipsink on July 23, 2019, 10:09:21 AM
James O'Brien on LBC saying: "I get teared apart by people on the Left of politics as I voted for Boris as Mayor London and then repented at leisure as is our prerogative".

God, he fucking loves the sound of his own voice, repeatedly laughing at the own things he says. I have no idea how he can act so smug when he voted for the cunt.

Has anyone pointed out that repenting at leisure is a luxury afforded to only a few? Yeah, Jimmy, you voted for Boris to piss Londoners' cash up the wall and launch his campaign for the top job, condemning millions to poverty and hunger. You take your fucking time, mate. Chill. relax. Take a fucking pill. Take a hundred.

Cunt.

lipsink

That was my bad grammar. But the point still stands that JOB is a cunt.

Dr Rock

Quote from: Urinal Cake on July 23, 2019, 12:13:36 AM
The lamp post is a reference to Mussolini/Osama and his death as referenced by one Stewart Lee. Since he's not dead you will always be waiting for him to 'die' in a horrible and public fashion.
By taking photos you want to tell the world that this will not last and that you predicted it. But your old gf says you should stop worrying and just get on with your life.

Sounds plausible.

I should have mentioned that he'd climbed the lamp post like a bear, and was sitting atop it like a bear.

There, I'm sure there's no jokes to be made from that, don't know why I didn't mention it at the time.

imitationleather

Had a lovely time at Bluedot festival at the weekend.

This is like the darkest abyss of brutal comedowns ever.

imitationleather

Two young Conservatives being interviewed on the telly. Not enough genes to form a normal person between them.

biggytitbo

Quote from: imitationleather on July 23, 2019, 11:37:32 AM
Had a lovely time at Bluedot festival at the weekend.

This is like the darkest abyss of brutal comedowns ever.


I dunno what the gloom is about, there's pretty much no chance he can do anything other than disastrously fail leading to an election before the end of the year.

imitationleather

Quote from: biggytitbo on July 23, 2019, 11:40:26 AM

I dunno what the gloom is about, there's pretty much no chance he can do anything other than disastrously fail leading to an election before the end of the year.

Well I got back and found they've both not died. If you can't get gloomy about that what can someone get gloomy about?

Dr Rock

Quote from: olliebean on July 22, 2019, 11:22:41 PM
Apparently a handful of Tory MPs have been in discussion with the Lib Dems about defecting if Johnson wins. It would be quite a satisfying outcome if he were to win the leadership and then immediately lose his majority so he never gets to be PM.

This apparently isn't that unlikely. But we'll soon see.

madhair60

Results are in. It's a landslide for BLIGHTO!

Paul Calf

Quote from: biggytitbo on July 23, 2019, 11:40:26 AM

I dunno what the gloom is about, there's pretty much no chance he can do anything other than disastrously fail leading to an election before the end of the year.

Another solid gold political prediction from the people who brought you
"There's no way a referendum will ever happen THEY won't allow it,"
"There's no way there'll be a Leave majority THEY won't allow it,"
"There's no need to solve the Irish Border question," and
"Real Socialists vote for fascists".

sponk

Quote from: imitationleather on July 23, 2019, 11:39:22 AM
Two young Conservatives being interviewed on the telly. Not enough genes to form a normal person between them.

Did they say how young? I saw that and was going to make a comment about the girl. Don't want to get #cancelled though.

Cuellar


Paul Calf

It's OK. I know how this ends.

A smarmy cunt is PM.

madhair60


Norton Canes

Whoever gets in will be a spoiler