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Tory leadership contest?

Started by Fambo Number Mive, March 27, 2019, 12:00:43 PM

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Who do you think will be the next PM? (assuming there is no General Election)

Johnson
24 (12.7%)
Javid
7 (3.7%)
HA HA CUNT
18 (9.5%)
Raab
4 (2.1%)
Rudd
4 (2.1%)
Rees Mogg
5 (2.6%)
Leadsom
4 (2.1%)
May in disguise
16 (8.5%)
Cameron
3 (1.6%)
Fabricant
2 (1.1%)
Another horrible person
43 (22.8%)
Gove
10 (5.3%)
Mourinho
13 (6.9%)
Yamaha
2 (1.1%)
Guffdenim
1 (0.5%)
Liddington
2 (1.1%)
Totnes
1 (0.5%)
Honey I Bummed The Kids
13 (6.9%)
Rudd Gullit
1 (0.5%)
LOLRANDOM
3 (1.6%)
Raoul Moat
5 (2.6%)
Fred West
3 (1.6%)
Worzel FUCKING Gummidge
5 (2.6%)
Lay Gentleman
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 188

jobotic

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 12, 2019, 05:01:20 PM

Your side literally is, never mind financed by, the global political and economic system responsible for neoliberal capitalism, inequality and perpetual war, you silly man.


What was Labour's policy on the EU the last time they were a properly socialist party?

Not joining something isn't the same as leaving something you are part of. Different consequences. You silly man.

biggytitbo

8 labour MPs voted to keep No Deal on the table, and 15 abstained. Bodes well for defeating a 2nd referendum.


Quote from: greenman on June 12, 2019, 05:26:29 PM
I could potentially see Johnsons plan to be to go for an early election but try to fight it outside of the normal fashion, go for a handful of very controlled media appearances and hope Brexit alone is enough of an issue, does seem rather too similar to May in 2017 though.


This defeat today probably reduces the chances of that a bit. With parliament voting against any possible form of brexit, he would be left with no option but to go for an anti-parliament, 'help me deliver brexit' general election, which he could conceivably win on a low 30s share of the vote due to how fragmented the vote has become.


But with no deal now effectively impossible to stop (with May's deal dead, there is no government legislation left to amend), he can go back to plan A which is to use the threat of it as leverage to get the EU to change their mind. Almost certainly won't work and Johnson will have to back down in October - career ruined, but it won't stop him trying that futile retread of what May tried and failed to do.

biggytitbo

Quote from: jobotic on June 12, 2019, 06:11:00 PM
Not joining something isn't the same as leaving something you are part of. Different consequences. You silly man.


Heath took us into the EU/EEC in 1973, you silly man. Michael Foot stood in 1983 on a policy of us leaving the EU.

mothman

How did that work out for him?

jobotic

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 12, 2019, 06:21:46 PM

Heath took us into the EU/EEC in 1973, you silly man. Michael Foot stood in 1983 on a policy of us leaving the EU.

Was Heath not Labour then? Was Michael Foot called that because he was he was one foot tall? I wish I knew as much as you.

Fambo Number Mive

QuoteThe Conservative leadership hopeful Esther McVey has spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money claiming for a personal photographer on expenses.

The MP has submitted claims worth £8,750 for the services of the photographer and PR man Jonathan Farber in just two years, according to an analysis of data held by the expenses watchdog. McVey – whose website is adorned with photographs of herself – hired Farber, an ex-Tory councillor in her constituency in Cheshire.

One receipt obtained using freedom of information laws from May 2018 shows that Farber invoiced McVey £750 for five hours' work for two shoots including "edits, image processing and travel time"...Although some other MPs have claimed for professional photography, most have done so for significantly smaller amounts than the sums McVey has disbursed...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/12/esther-mcvey-expensed-thousands-of-pounds-for-personal-photographer

BlodwynPig


Fambo Number Mive

McVey hasn't done anything illegal.

BlodwynPig


Mark Steels Stockbroker

The 2 people squabbling on this page are both wrong. Ignore them.

Paul Calf

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 12, 2019, 06:19:59 PM
8 labour MPs voted to keep No Deal on the table, and 15 abstained. Bodes well for defeating a 2nd referendum.



This defeat today probably reduces the chances of that a bit. With parliament voting against any possible form of brexit, he would be left with no option but to go for an anti-parliament, 'help me deliver brexit' general election, which he could conceivably win on a low 30s share of the vote due to how fragmented the vote has become.


But with no deal now effectively impossible to stop (with May's deal dead, there is no government legislation left to amend), he can go back to plan A which is to use the threat of it as leverage to get the EU to change their mind. Almost certainly won't work and Johnson will have to back down in October - career ruined, but it won't stop him trying that futile retread of what May tried and failed to do.

Do you think Johnson gives one single fuck about democracy when it gets in the way of his ambition?

Fambo Number Mive

First round vote to be announced sometime this afternoon.

holyzombiejesus

What's the process? Are they whittled down one by one or several at a time?

Zetetic

Wipeout less than 16 votes

Wipeout less than 32 votes.

And then delete the one with the least.

Repeat the last step.

(IIRC.)

Paul Calf

That doesn't sound like a complete fucking waste of a Brexit extension at all.

Paul Calf

Quote from: biggytitbo on June 12, 2019, 06:19:59 PM
8 labour MPs voted to keep No Deal on the table, and 15 abstained. Bodes well for defeating a 2nd referendum.



This defeat today probably reduces the chances of that a bit. With parliament voting against any possible form of brexit, he would be left with no option but to go for an anti-parliament, 'help me deliver brexit' general election, which he could conceivably win on a low 30s share of the vote due to how fragmented the vote has become.


But with no deal now effectively impossible to stop (with May's deal dead, there is no government legislation left to amend), he can go back to plan A which is to use the threat of it as leverage to get the EU to change their mind. Almost certainly won't work and Johnson will have to back down in October - career ruined, but it won't stop him trying that futile retread of what May tried and failed to do.

Imagine banging on about sovereignty and democracy for three solid years then coming out with that.

Quote from: Paul Calf on June 13, 2019, 09:17:48 AM
That doesn't sound like a complete fucking waste of a Brexit extension at all.

I don't understand why they can't just put all the names in a hat, and invite Gyles Brandreth to come along and pick one out.

Danger Man

Quote from: Zetetic on June 13, 2019, 09:15:00 AM
Wipeout less than 16 votes

They need 17 votes today or they are out.

Zetetic

Ah, yes. Was that deliberate or because they made a pig's ear of the wording?

jobotic

Quote from: Darles Chickens on June 13, 2019, 09:35:06 AM
I don't understand why they can't just put all the names in a hat, and invite Gyles Brandreth to come along and pick one out.

They're tories. They value people by how rich they are, therefore the wealthiest candidate is the best. Who's richest?

Danger Man

Quote from: Zetetic on June 13, 2019, 09:38:43 AM
Ah, yes. Was that deliberate or because they made a pig's ear of the wording?

They make pigs ears out of everything.

Fambo Number Mive


Danger Man

Quote from: jobotic on June 13, 2019, 09:40:49 AM
They're tories. They value people by how rich they are, therefore the wealthiest candidate is the best. Who's richest?

Depends if you are going for income or wealth. Until recently it would have been Geoffry Cox as he continued to work as a barrister as well as being an MP. Cash in the bank? God knows.

Fambo Number Mive

QuoteNEW: ex-Southampton player Dean Radford who says he was sexually abused as a boy by his coach tells me he wants an apology from Tory leadership frontrunner @BorisJohnson after he said £ spent on historical sex abuse investigations was like money 'spaffed up a wall'. 10am BBC 2
https://twitter.com/vicderbyshire/status/1139094067214802944

Interesting to see the tweet replying to this as well.

The Culture Bunker


Ignoring the obvious bot reply, this one is rather more telling:

https://twitter.com/michaelrigby11/status/1139098770732224512

QuoteI am sorry for these poor guys, but the bloody police messed this whole thing up, that is what Johnson is complaining about.
The BBC HATES Johnson, and is trying to destroy him, you are supposed to be impartial, but you are a bloody disgrace.
Your obsession with sex is appalling

Buelligan

Luckily for you, caller, Boris Johnson lives like a nun.

Howj Begg


imitationleather

The news at the moment has even more of a dystopian nightmare vibe than usual.

Paul Calf

The Mail and The Express both have headlines starting with the word VICTORY.

They're not going to be happy until it's gone full-fash, are they?