Could there secretly be aliens?

[Glebe]

What if right? WHAT IF????

WE

ARE

THE ALIUMS!!!!!


WHAT THEN!!!!

Now you're on the trolley!

[Ray Travez]

why do the aliens do an anal probe? why do they need to know how warm it is in your anus?

why do the aliens travel light years, across stars and galaxies, to find out just what it's like inside your anus?

[Captain Z]

Because the Alien president said 'Go and find out what it's like in Uranus'.

[Ray Travez]

ahahahaaa! they gonna feel so stoopid when they realise!

[Glebe]

Aleins do exist. They are hiding from humanty.

[Ferris]

Right, I've added a poll to conclusively gather feedback. We need to get to the bottom of this.

[Ferris]

Also to make it scientific, I gave everyone 10 votes and you can select all the options at once to ensure fairness.

[Glebe]

i once saw a alen. it was blury an out of focus

[rasta-spouse]

If you think about it, anything with a sheet over it could be an alien (at rest).

[Bazooka]

A Pluto Martian has been found buggered by the ghost of Raul Moat, Gascoigne is on the scene trying to calm the agitated spirit as we speak, in order to prevent an intergalactic war!