Thread In Which You Claim To Be A Squirrel

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'll start things off:

I'm a squirrel.

[Lordofthefiles]

Hi, my name is Tufty.

[BlodwynPig]

I communicate with them daily. Bert and the gang. They said i am one with their species.

[mothman]

Momph worph nuph fworph glorph. [trans: "I'd say I'm a squirrel, but my cheeks are full of acorns."]

[Glebe]

This thread is 'nuts'!

[Cuellar]

No, sorry, won't be getting involved in this. Alright? OK.

[BlodwynPig]

No, sorry, won't be getting involved in this. Alright? OK.

Go on, no harm done.

[Glebe]

Go on, no harm done.

That's more like a kind of rat weasel than a squirrels!

[BlodwynPig]

it's a black squirrel - most common type (although they are essentially grey with a pigment mutation) around here. I have a selection of black and grey that feed on my patio much to my landlady's chagrin. In a few weeks the chipmunks will provide competition for my affections. The North American red squirrel, which is a loud bugger, is found in the forests around me, but don't come to feed at the homes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7koKufvIQoc

[Cuellar]

No, sorry.

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What was red, then grey, then dead

Cilla Black


Edit:  sorry I mean the evolution of squirrels in the UK from the perspective of the year 2130 when they have all gone extinct

I always get those mixed up

[BlodwynPig]

What was red, then grey, then dead

Cilla Black

The ultimate chameleon squirrel.