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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1080 on: June 09, 2019, 01:44:14 PM »
Anna Soubry now laying into the Green Party and defending the Lib Dems: https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1137255290200608768

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1081 on: June 09, 2019, 04:13:06 PM »
Unflushable turds, the lot of them. And fuck the Lib Dems for helping them float.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1082 on: June 09, 2019, 09:51:11 PM »
Mouth on Soubry. "Frigging", "hell".

The level that political discourse has gone to. The absolute fucking cunt-gutter!

Pdine

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1083 on: June 10, 2019, 06:42:06 AM »
It's vital that Chuka remain an MP as

Chuka Umunna MP -> Cum up a man hunk

whereas the best you can get otherwise is

Chuka Umunna -> Aha! UK cum nun


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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1084 on: June 13, 2019, 09:47:07 AM »
Who does Soubry choose to criticise, the 300 or so Tories who voted against blocking no deal or the 8 Labour MPs? https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138865913007169537

Soubry also blames Corbyn for leading the motion. If he hadn't lead it, she'd criticise him for not doing so: https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138864669379223553


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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1085 on: June 13, 2019, 12:18:24 PM »
Has Chuka ever been to one of them Bilderberg meetings? Or do we see Soros and Bannon press a button that causes a satellite controlled seagull to crap square on Umunna bald bonce?

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1086 on: June 13, 2019, 02:33:45 PM »
Has Chuka ever been to one of them Bilderberg meetings?

He wishes.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1087 on: June 13, 2019, 03:24:11 PM »
Who does Soubry choose to criticise, the 300 or so Tories who voted against blocking no deal or the 8 Labour MPs? https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138865913007169537

Soubry also blames Corbyn for leading the motion. If he hadn't lead it, she'd criticise him for not doing so: https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138864669379223553

And who does she end up encouraging with her stupid comments? The brexit party. Their supporters are absolutely loving it. Too big an ego on her to accept that she can only inflict damage on the campaign she supports.

As has been said here before, the Tinge lot are utterly hopeless at the one thing we thought they'd be good at: PR.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1088 on: June 13, 2019, 03:57:16 PM »
Who does Soubry choose to criticise, the 300 or so Tories who voted against blocking no deal or the 8 Labour MPs? https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138865913007169537

Soubry also blames Corbyn for leading the motion. If he hadn't lead it, she'd criticise him for not doing so: https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1138864669379223553



8 labour mps = DIVIDED PARTY
10 tory mps = ARE BRAVE BOYS

"Radical centrist policies". That's got me rock hard

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1089 on: June 13, 2019, 05:10:15 PM »
As has been said here before, the Tinge lot are utterly hopeless at the one thing we thought they'd be good at: PR.

Their PR is good but it only works on themselves:

"Radical centrist policies"

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1090 on: June 13, 2019, 05:44:19 PM »
WAHEY ANOTHER NAME CHANGE

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1139201894658793472

LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1091 on: June 13, 2019, 05:50:42 PM »
WAHEY ANOTHER NAME CHANGE

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1139201894658793472

LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED

That's cheered me right up.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1092 on: June 13, 2019, 05:58:50 PM »
The gift that keeps on giving. They'll need a new logo, won't they? Here's hoping it's even worse.

Alberon

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1093 on: June 13, 2019, 06:38:05 PM »
Okay, so we now have 'The Independent Group for Change' who were, briefly, 'Continuity Change UK' who were 'Change UK' who were 'The Independent Group'.

But we also have 'The Independent Group' of those who have left 'The Independent Group for Change' who were, briefly, 'Continuity Change UK' who were  'Change UK' who were 'The Independent Group'.


Any bets on another name change before the party finally disintegrates entirely?

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1094 on: June 13, 2019, 07:00:02 PM »
Change UK Open Wound Chorale

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1095 on: June 13, 2019, 07:08:51 PM »
Okay, so we now have 'The Independent Group for Change' who were, briefly, 'Continuity Change UK' who were 'Change UK' who were 'The Independent Group'.

But we also have 'The Independent Group' of those who have left 'The Independent Group for Change' who were, briefly, 'Continuity Change UK' who were  'Change UK' who were 'The Independent Group'.


Any bets on another name change before the party finally disintegrates entirely?

The Independent New Group Experience, perhaps more suited to a move into jazz fusion. At this point, I wouldn’t be too surprised.

greencalx

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1096 on: June 13, 2019, 07:10:25 PM »
Does the group of independents that's not the Independent Group have a name? The Changing Group of Independents, perhaps?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1097 on: June 13, 2019, 10:08:51 PM »
Laura K on the 10 Just Said Chuka’s fukking over to the Lib Dem’s.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1098 on: June 13, 2019, 10:14:37 PM »
These supergroups are always disappointing.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1099 on: June 13, 2019, 10:21:16 PM »
Chuka the CHUK fucker joins the lib dems

Lol

https://twitter.com/ChukaUmunna/status/1139278191070195712?s=19

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1100 on: June 13, 2019, 10:32:20 PM »
The gift that keeps on giving. They'll need a new logo, won't they? Here's hoping it's even worse.

Well, given that they have lost the majority of their MPs, they should lose the majority of their horizontal bars...leaving just a minus sign.

Artist's impression below:

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1101 on: June 13, 2019, 10:40:35 PM »
They should re-rename themselves ‘The Independent Group for Loose Change’ and concentrate on busking. They’d probably poll higher.

Remember when these losers first came together and mediafolk were telling us to take them seriously?

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1102 on: June 13, 2019, 11:00:58 PM »
Wasn't the reason for the initial renaming to "Change UK" because the Electoral Commission told them they couldn't be a party and call themselves "The Independent Group", because if they're a party they're not independent? In which case, won't that also apply to "The Independent Group for Change"?

Apparently they never officially changed their name to Continuity Change, I guess that's just something they said without thinking it through and have now thought better of.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1103 on: June 14, 2019, 12:17:44 AM »
Apparently they never officially changed their name to Continuity Change, I guess that's just something they said without thinking it through and have now thought better of.

That applies to everything they’ve done since the original bunch split from Labour.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1104 on: June 14, 2019, 06:43:41 AM »

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1105 on: June 14, 2019, 08:07:46 AM »
I guess alive it is then

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1106 on: June 14, 2019, 08:49:36 AM »
I love him aiming that this shows he's not a careerist. No, what this shows is that you are nothing but a careerist, you're just not very good at it.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1107 on: June 14, 2019, 08:54:09 AM »
I might start using that #chukapromise hashtag on my social medias.

I mean, it's five years late but he did clearly want it to catch on and be a thing.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1108 on: June 14, 2019, 08:57:14 AM »
That applies to everything they’ve done since the original bunch split from Labour.

Not quite, there's plenty of stupid stuff they've done that they haven't thought better of.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1109 on: June 14, 2019, 10:23:57 AM »
David Van Day's Change Group for Change