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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1230 on: September 09, 2019, 10:04:21 AM »
Documentary on Radio 4 at 11 this morning about the rormation of Change UK. Should at least be funnier than Radio 4's comedy output.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1231 on: September 09, 2019, 10:18:07 AM »
Every time I hear the name 'Change UK' I  keep imagining that their theme song should be 'A Change Would Do You Good' by Sheryl Crow. An alternative-'tinged' MOR pop rock single that was released in June 1997 just after Blair came in (and was inescapably playlisted to fuck for several years after on Virgin radio ) so appropriate for the era and vibe they're vainly trying to resurrect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikjmz_SlGhg

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1232 on: September 09, 2019, 10:21:43 AM »
Documentary on Radio 4 at 11 this morning about the rormation of Change UK.

Is it presented by Scooby Doo?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1233 on: September 09, 2019, 10:27:58 AM »
- What do we want?!

- Change UK!

- When do we want it?!

- Hyphen The Independent Group!

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1234 on: September 09, 2019, 10:29:08 AM »
Is it presented by Scooby Doo?

Haha. Bleary-eyed typing on phone...

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1235 on: September 09, 2019, 10:34:43 AM »
They had more rorm than form.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1236 on: September 09, 2019, 11:18:01 AM »
Is it presented by Scooby Doo?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1237 on: September 09, 2019, 11:24:28 AM »
bunch of talentless egotists improvised a publicity stunt and made a fucking hash of it

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« Reply #1238 on: September 09, 2019, 11:31:57 AM »
They put so much effort in to it, like my little boy straining on his potty.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1239 on: September 09, 2019, 11:43:45 AM »
They told us to look at our hands.

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« Reply #1240 on: September 09, 2019, 12:07:09 PM »
it was very funny to hear Soubry say how disappointed she was in Ummuna. "he'd have made a great prime minister" - what, if he wasn't such a terrible, unprincipled politician?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1241 on: September 09, 2019, 12:12:21 PM »
it was very funny to hear Soubry say how disappointed she was in Ummuna. "he'd have made a great prime minister" - what, if he wasn't such a terrible, unprincipled politician?

That hasn't been a handicap for several PM's to date. Umunna is too insipid an individual to be a contender.

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« Reply #1242 on: September 09, 2019, 12:23:34 PM »
Is it presented by Scooby Doo?

Brilliant.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1243 on: September 09, 2019, 01:03:36 PM »
Soubry clearly had a massive crush on Chuka. This fact is quite funny.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1244 on: September 09, 2019, 03:17:48 PM »
Soubry clearly had a massive crush on Chuka. This fact is quite funny.

Lasses* love trying to change a bloke

*apparently

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1245 on: September 09, 2019, 05:48:01 PM »
Christ, the Lib Dems really will take anyone (meaning the latest defection to them. I didn't realise there was another page).

Meanwhile I've just had a look at the Change UK The Independent Group for Change's website. They've clearly given up as the last news item was from the end of July.

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« Reply #1246 on: September 09, 2019, 05:49:40 PM »
Christ, the Lib Dems really will take anyone.

Meanwhile I've just had a look at the Change UK The Independent Group for Change's website. They've clearly given up as the last news item was from the end of July.

Any of them with an iota of sense has jumped ship to the Lib Dems for all the good it will do them. Most of them will just be deselected and cast into the former-MP abyss (of high paid consulting roles for NGOs and large businesses).

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1247 on: September 09, 2019, 07:34:00 PM »
Is it presented by Scooby Doo?
Falling about here. Top marks.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1249 on: September 28, 2019, 09:46:34 PM »
Brilliant! He’s sure to have learnt from all of CUK’s mistakes and there’s absolutely no way this can go horribly wrong.

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« Reply #1250 on: September 28, 2019, 09:48:37 PM »
i thought the centrist party shit was dead after this embarrassing charade

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1251 on: September 28, 2019, 09:55:46 PM »
Soubry clearly had a massive crush on Chuka. This fact is quite funny.

Soubry Do.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1252 on: September 28, 2019, 10:03:07 PM »
Another button undone on old Night In The Cells Stewart, at this rate he'll be campaigning topless when the election rolls round.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1253 on: September 28, 2019, 10:08:44 PM »
How long until Chuka Umunna joins?

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« Reply #1254 on: September 28, 2019, 10:17:52 PM »
Cunt's already joined my book club and I only started it last week

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1255 on: September 28, 2019, 10:21:44 PM »
How long until Chuka Umunna joins?

Chortle. Putting on their top hats, hoovering up their white lines, brushing off their fails

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1256 on: September 28, 2019, 10:48:43 PM »
How long until Chuka Umunna joins?
unless he joins the tories first

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« Reply #1257 on: September 28, 2019, 11:08:00 PM »
unless he joins the tories first

Gotta catch ‘em all

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1258 on: September 29, 2019, 07:41:22 AM »
Interesting. I had previously understood Stewart was more keen than most to return to the Tory fold once the dust had settled.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #1259 on: September 29, 2019, 09:19:30 AM »
Wasn't one of the problems that none of them agree about a single thing outside of maintaining the economic status quo?

Rory is simply too dorky anyway. He would be better served fucking off to Afghanistan again to do the square root of piss all.

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