Author Topic: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]  (Read 42806 times)

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Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2019, 06:20:58 PM »
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The shock to our moribund system of reasonable adults behaving reasonably should and must be an inflection point

Did Tinge bring the government down in the no confidence vote? Oh wait, no, the Tories vote for the Government.


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Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2019, 06:42:35 PM »
A new website for all you Cuk fans out there:

https://www.changepolitics.org.uk

Humm... "Change Politics"... CP.... oh dear.

The memes are weak with these ones

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Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2019, 07:21:15 PM »
A new website for all you Cuk fans out there:

https://www.changepolitics.org.uk

Let's have a look at some of the "exciting" views they have to offer:

are they still in beta at the moment?

Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2019, 07:33:24 PM »
Zenzible policies for zenzible people, isn't that right mother

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Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2019, 07:34:34 PM »
Zenzible policies for zenzible people, isn't that right mother

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Re: Re: New centrist party?
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2019, 07:45:41 PM »
That stuff quoted above could have been from an Alan Partridge monologue. Swiping right in a working man's caf? Fucking hell, talk about tone deaf

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2019, 07:49:33 AM »
Since an inflection point is where the rate of growth starts to decrease, the sky is clearly not the limit.

But fuck me. Metal cutlery?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2019, 11:40:28 AM »
If they have an alliance or merger with the Lib Dems, do they then become the Liberal CUKs?

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2019, 11:46:50 AM »
Change Liberals UK - CLUKs

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2019, 12:11:36 PM »
 ‘Change United Kingdom Organisation of Liberal Democrats ’ - CUKOLDs

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2019, 01:22:29 PM »
If they have an alliance or merger with the Lib Dems, do they then become the Liberal CUKs?

we get the SDP back, but angry

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2019, 03:52:55 PM »
If they have an alliance or merger with the Lib Dems, do they then become the Liberal CUKs?
Change-Liberal Union for Nice Guys Everywhere

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2019, 04:12:55 PM »
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The very fact that MPs of different political traditions can be trusted to meet in a restaurant with access to metal cutlery was a social media sensation.

Is the implication here that these MPs managed to not literally stab each other? That doesn't seem like a very high bar to set.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2019, 04:20:29 PM »
Change UK (Not Tories (Seriously))

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2019, 04:30:30 PM »
Is the implication here that these MPs managed to not literally stab each other? That doesn't seem like a very high bar to set.

Depends whether they stab each other in the back or the front, according to Jess Philips.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2019, 04:31:28 PM »
Is the implication here that these MPs managed to not literally stab each other? That doesn't seem like a very high bar to set.

Have you seen the state of British politics lately?

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2019, 04:44:23 PM »
Life's Work:

1. Social Media Sensation (A few days).

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2019, 02:14:03 PM »
RADICAL!

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2019, 08:52:26 PM »

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2019, 08:57:17 PM »
Absolutely hate these cunts, fucking dirty evil bastards. They have nothing behind their flesh, they're capital's familiars hoping to get a drop of blood themselves, fuck off.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2019, 10:53:09 AM »
Apparently hundreds of people are champing at the bit to stand as candidates (quite possibly for the potentially-upcoming European elections) for this outfit. I'm hoping an all-round lack of political experience will make this compulsive viewing.

Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #81 on: April 07, 2019, 11:10:28 AM »
Looking forward for any unpalatable views held by these candidates to make front page of the Guardian.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #82 on: April 07, 2019, 05:39:34 PM »
Apparently hundreds of people are champing at the bit to stand as candidates (quite possibly for the potentially-upcoming European elections) for this outfit. I'm hoping an all-round lack of political experience will make this compulsive viewing.

Should be interesting given we still don't know most of the politics of the Independent Group.


greencalx

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2019, 06:25:35 PM »
Oh let me have a go.

People are fed up with the old way of doing things, and the old divisions of left and right no longer work for us any more. We're prepared to tear up all the rules of politics and take the bold and fresh approach that none of the leaders of the old parties are capable of. We're modern, digital, cyberpunk [Have I got this right, Chuka?] in a way that people who believe in things could never imagine. And how, you ask, are we going to effect this paradigm shift? Our magic formula is very simple: we propose to Change nothing about the UK at all.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2019, 08:02:59 PM »
Apart from bringing back National Service ;)

With that one, I'm surprised they haven't reached out to Nigel Farage.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2019, 08:07:13 PM »
Oh let me have a go.

People are fed up with the old way of doing things, and the old divisions of left and right no longer work for us any more. We're prepared to tear up all the rules of politics and take the bold and fresh approach that none of the leaders of the old parties are capable of. We're modern, digital, cyberpunk [Have I got this right, Chuka?] in a way that people who believe in things could never imagine. And how, you ask, are we going to effect this paradigm shift? Our magic formula is very simple: we propose to Change nothing about the UK at all.
They'll be on the phone in the morning giving you a job. It's amazing how vapid and empty all their rhetoric is, and yet some people just love it...

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2019, 08:15:35 PM »
They should just promise to hold a referendum where the question is:

"I wish everything could go back to the way it was in ____."

And the most popular year wins.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2019, 08:34:00 PM »
They should just promise to hold a referendum where the question is:

"I wish everything could go back to the way it was in ____."

And the most popular year wins.
They'll have a fit if it's not 1997.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #88 on: April 09, 2019, 01:01:38 AM »
They should just promise to hold a referendum where the question is:

"I wish everything could go back to the way it was in ____."

And the most popular year wins.

What was the year Katie Hill was on Blue Peter? If it was ‘96, then I say we go back to that. England did alright in the Euros that year and all.

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Re: Tinge UK - New Centrist Party [split topic]
« Reply #89 on: April 09, 2019, 01:13:16 AM »
What was the year Katie Hill was on Blue Peter? If it was ‘96, then I say we go back to that. England did alright in the Euros that year and all.

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