Was Jesus Real, is he the same person as Buddha

[Soup Dogg]

That'll do, rabbit. That'll do.

[MiddleRabbit]

He doesn't believe you.

Wasn't that Judas?  Or was it Bob Dylan?  Take your pick.

[MiddleRabbit]

That'll do, rabbit. That'll do.

You'd have thought so, wouldn't you? 

[dallasman]

So Jesus was Buddha's sock? What does that make Mohammed? His cock? I'm sure Acharya S had something about this.

[poo]

spon

[Monsieur Verdoux]

So Tiberius was the Emperor when Jesus was an adult and doing his stuff, is it still commonly held that Tiberius was whacked by Caligula or is that disputed?

[Noonling]

Caligula is just misunderstood. If anything, Caligula is the real Jesus.

[NoSleep]

He put the "caesar" in caesarian.

[dallasman]

?

[Mister Six]

It turns out Buddha and Jesus decided to take some time out and moved to Tokyo.

Only just found out about this manga elsewhere earlier today. Need to find scanlations of it (assume it's not available in the US for obvious reasons).

[Replies From View]

I believe that there is a Being who we'll need to apply to if we want CaB to have a fully-funded Heaven service full of all bumming jacuzzis and that.

[marquis_de_sad]

Only just found out about this manga elsewhere earlier today. Need to find scanlations of it (assume it's not available in the US for obvious reasons).

According to Wikipedia:

The Japanese licensor of the series refused to allow it to be published in North America, because it was thought that Americans might take offense to it.[21] However, in April 2019 Kodansha Comics announced that it will publish the manga digitally, with the first volume being published on April 23.[22]

[Default to the negative]

I like the chapter titles.

Chapter 1: Buddha's Day Off
Chapter 2: Road to Holiness
Chapter 3: Another Paradise

Bhudda's so jealous.

'High school girls!?'

*doy-yoy-yoing*

NYAAAAH

<some graphics with comedy cats, etc.>

[marquis_de_sad]

Can already tell that's the scanlation. "Go on outside Buddha", "This is a good age".

[garnish]

You'd have thought so, wouldn't you?

I see this loser went into hiding after I routed him on the logic battlefield.

[Soup Dogg]

Yawn... More fallacious reasoning, Garnish?

[garnish]

Jesus is real remember when he came down to earth and pleaded with us to stop masturbating because he could see us all doing it from his house in heaven and it was making him permanently horny.