Fuck off bullshit songbird

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NOT A GOOD ENOUGH BIRD!  FUCK OFF!!

[BlodwynPig]

North American Robin. They have appeared here in the last couple of weeks. Bold, cheeky and full of song.

[a duncandisorderly]

isn't that the same one that was in 'blue velvet'?

[BlodwynPig]

isn't that the same one that was in 'blue velvet'?

Actually the one in Blue Velvet is a robin as well, but an earlier prototype than the one used in Mary Poppins.

[a duncandisorderly]

Actually the one in Blue Velvet is a robin as well, but an earlier prototype than the one used in Mary Poppins.

clearly you have your ear to the ground.

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Absolute cunt of a bird.  I hope it choked on hot glue and is now long dead.

[BlodwynPig]

clearly you have your ear to the ground.

Chirp chirp chirreeee

[a duncandisorderly]

ear. ground. 'blue velvet'.

did everyone get that?

[BlodwynPig]

ear. ground. 'blue velvet'.

did everyone get that?

yes...hence my reply that you didn't get.

[Glebe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESViOhqRdlE

[DistressedArea]

As the sun-rise fills the sky,
And lights the fields and streams of England,
The forests come to life as the river washes by,

In the fields the lambs are playing,
The Field mice run,
The cornfields swaying,
A songbird resting in a willow starts to sing his song.

Oh fuck-off bullshit songbird, have you never heard the world is ending?
What kind of message are you sending?
With your bullshit song.

Are you mocking me, or what?
With that bullshit song you've got,
It's easy for you to be cheerful,
You're just a fucking bird.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Its those Mr 'zip adee doo dah' Bluebirds you really need to watch out for.