I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.

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I was about to say I'm pleased to see that some Boglins are turning up but they seem to be a somewhat rubbish later variant with brightly coloured wigs glued on top of them.

[pancreas]

I was about to say I'm pleased to see that some Boglins are turning up but they seem to be a somewhat rubbish later variant with brightly coloured wigs glued on top of them.

Production values have gone to shit. Welcome to Brexit Britain.

[Glebe]

Three legends of boggy creeks and a pumpkinhead. DEAL WITH IT.

[Chollis]

oh no there's a troglodyte approaching oh wait that's just your mum

[thraxx]

I have set the castle on fire and the spire has collapsed, the Quasimodoos have gone apeshit jibbering away in French. Won't see any dracalas for a while now.

[St_Eddie]

I have set the castle on fire and the spire has collapsed, the Quasimodoos have gone apeshit jibbering away in French. Won't see any dracalas for a while now.

You fool!  For every Dracala that you burn, ten shall rise to take his place.  Dracala's are like the brooms in 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice', everyone knows that.  It's basic lore!  What were you thinking?  What were you thinking?!

[Bazooka]

Tried to use the food(blood) hatch lift to escape, but the ghost cleaner had put out the "slippery when wet sign", DID NOT WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE.

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The "slippery when wet sign" sign.

[Bazooka]

Watch out, saw a squad of cyclopses in the greenhouse, they were high on Spice, BE WARY...

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Ooh some fiendish feet yoghurts are in the pantry; I used to like these, hang on...

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....either they've gone off after three decades of sitting about or they were never that nice.  If anything the lack of "bits" makes them into a sour milkshake.  Pretty pointless.

Decent design on the pots though.  For that I rate them 10/10

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OH JESUS WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION COMING INTO THE HALLWAY



IT'S ALL THE CANCELLED FIENDISH FEET "BITS" FROM ABOUT THIRTY YEARS AGO


THEY'VE RETURNED AS ONE ENORMOUS FETID MOUND


AND GUYS THIS THING AIN'T A HAPPY BUNNY






MATE I ALWAYS WANTED BITS IN MY FIENDISH FEET


I NEVER WANTED YOU REMOVED


I JUST LIKED THE DESIGN ON THE POTS







AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

[Huxleys Babkins]

To make matters worse, Cheesey Wheesey is on his way. If you thought the yoghurt was fucked after all this time, wait til you get a load of the cheese spread. Haunted as fuck, mate.

As. Fuck.

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IT'S ALL THE CANCELLED FIENDISH FEET "BITS" FROM ABOUT THIRTY YEARS AGO

THEY'VE RETURNED AS ONE ENORMOUS FETID MOUND

Fork it!

A +1 shield or better might protect you but the poop will boil straight though the glaze.

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I'm sorry but I am currently not alive enough to answer you.



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[Captain Z]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dr

Dr Who?

No, Dr Jeckle!


Arghhhhhhhhh!!

[Bazooka]

Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

[St_Eddie]

Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

A bottle of Perrier Sparkling Lemon Mineral Water.

[Ferris]

Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

Haha nobody uses water any more, grandad!

[Bazooka]

Thanks lads, didn't need the holy water in the end, just smashed Nosferatu's face in with my elbows and chin, he was old and went down like a sack of spuds.