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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #210 on: April 14, 2019, 08:18:37 PM »
I was about to say I’m pleased to see that some Boglins are turning up but they seem to be a somewhat rubbish later variant with brightly coloured wigs glued on top of them.

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« Reply #211 on: April 14, 2019, 09:00:45 PM »
I was about to say I’m pleased to see that some Boglins are turning up but they seem to be a somewhat rubbish later variant with brightly coloured wigs glued on top of them.

Production values have gone to shit. Welcome to Brexit Britain.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #212 on: April 15, 2019, 10:14:08 AM »
Three legends of boggy creeks and a pumpkinhead. DEAL WITH IT.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #213 on: April 15, 2019, 10:32:38 AM »
oh no there's a troglodyte approaching oh wait that's just your mum

Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #214 on: April 15, 2019, 08:48:34 PM »

I have set the castle on fire and the spire has collapsed, the Quasimodoos have gone apeshit jibbering away in French. Won’t see any dracalas for a while now.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #215 on: April 15, 2019, 08:58:27 PM »
I have set the castle on fire and the spire has collapsed, the Quasimodoos have gone apeshit jibbering away in French. Won’t see any dracalas for a while now.

You fool!  For every Dracala that you burn, ten shall rise to take his place.  Dracala's are like the brooms in 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice', everyone knows that.  It's basic lore!  What were you thinking?  What were you thinking?!

Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #216 on: April 16, 2019, 01:31:45 AM »
Tried to use the food(blood) hatch lift to escape, but the ghost cleaner had put out the "slippery when wet sign", DID NOT WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #217 on: April 16, 2019, 03:47:46 AM »
The “slippery when wet sign” sign.

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« Reply #218 on: April 17, 2019, 08:36:52 AM »
Watch out, saw a squad of cyclopses in the greenhouse, they were high on Spice, BE WARY...

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« Reply #219 on: April 17, 2019, 12:13:04 PM »
Ooh some fiendish feet yoghurts are in the pantry; I used to like these, hang on...

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« Reply #220 on: April 17, 2019, 12:14:56 PM »
....either they've gone off after three decades of sitting about or they were never that nice.  If anything the lack of "bits" makes them into a sour milkshake.  Pretty pointless.

Decent design on the pots though.  For that I rate them 10/10

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« Reply #221 on: April 17, 2019, 12:19:25 PM »
OH JESUS WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION COMING INTO THE HALLWAY



IT'S ALL THE CANCELLED FIENDISH FEET "BITS" FROM ABOUT THIRTY YEARS AGO


THEY'VE RETURNED AS ONE ENORMOUS FETID MOUND


AND GUYS THIS THING AIN'T A HAPPY BUNNY






MATE I ALWAYS WANTED BITS IN MY FIENDISH FEET


I NEVER WANTED YOU REMOVED


I JUST LIKED THE DESIGN ON THE POTS







AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #222 on: April 17, 2019, 12:45:08 PM »
To make matters worse, Cheesey Wheesey is on his way. If you thought the yoghurt was fucked after all this time, wait til you get a load of the cheese spread. Haunted as fuck, mate.

As. Fuck.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #223 on: April 17, 2019, 02:32:35 PM »

IT'S ALL THE CANCELLED FIENDISH FEET "BITS" FROM ABOUT THIRTY YEARS AGO

THEY'VE RETURNED AS ONE ENORMOUS FETID MOUND

Fork it!

A +1 shield or better might protect you but the poop will boil straight though the glaze.

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« Reply #224 on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:32 PM »
I'm sorry but I am currently not alive enough to answer you.



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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2019, 05:43:15 PM »
Knock knock

Who's there?

Dr

Dr Who?

No, Dr Jeckle!


Arghhhhhhhhh!!

Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #226 on: April 18, 2019, 07:09:13 AM »
Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

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Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #227 on: April 18, 2019, 01:10:18 PM »
Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

A bottle of Perrier Sparkling Lemon Mineral Water.

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« Reply #228 on: April 18, 2019, 02:00:38 PM »
Any advice guys, which is the best type of water to bless to make holy water? Any advice would be great cheers,if you can tell me really fast please, can hear Nosferatu sprinting around looking for me, I've had to hide in the laundry chute.

Haha nobody uses water any more, grandad!

Re: I am afraid to stay at dracala's castle.
« Reply #229 on: April 20, 2019, 12:34:51 AM »
Thanks lads, didn't need the holy water in the end, just smashed Nosferatu's face in with my elbows and chin, he was old and went down like a sack of spuds.