What jokes make a copper laugh?

[Noonling]

Well?

[poo]

Racist ones.

[madhair60]

Only Smarties have the answer.

[DrGreggles]

Knock knock
Who's there?
The Police
What, Sting and that?
Nope. PC Morrison and WPC Fisher
What do you want?
We'd like to ask you a few questions.
About what?
You know, general knowledge mainly.
I keep telling you, I don't want to join your quiz team!
Aw, pleeease! PC Shaw can't come. He's got the shits.
No, Brian. Ask someone else. What about Kev?
He's in Majorca.
Phil?
Big Phil?
No, little Phil from the pub.
Haven't got his number. Have you?
No, he's on Facebook though. You'll find him easily enough.
OK, thanks Craig.
No worries. Good luck in the quiz, Brian.
Fuck off.

[Cuellar]

Man (or woman): Doctor Doctor I think I'm a policeman!

Doctor: Ram it up your arsehole

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I just used my best material on a handful of pennies and didn't elicit so much as a titter.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Q: What did the policeman say to the black person?
A: I am arresting you.

[Captain Z]

Ones that go down like a lead balloon.

[Glebe]

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

What did the policeman say to a man named Nick after he was arrested for downloading snail porn from the dark web?

"You're Nicked!"

Why did the spider go to prison?

He was caught downloading human porn from thr dark web!

What police force eats the most ice cream?

The Neopolitan police! (metropolitan police)

[Brian Freeze]

Id occasionally play snooker in a police station. Talk of "setting them up" and "framing " was always ignored. Deservedly so..

[Clatty McCutcheon]

To which police force might a Glaswegian report the theft of a small orchard-fruit?

Clue: it has the same name as a Midwestern American city?

The mini-apple-polis (Minneapolis)

[Captain Z]

Id occasionally play snooker in a police station. Talk of "setting them up" and "framing " was always ignored. Deservedly so..

Did you ever comment that they were always going for the black?

[Spoon of Ploff]

The answer is 'nick nick' jokes.
Seriously people.. how did you not get this?