going for a haircut tomorrow

[kittens]

April Fool

[Konki]

I think a June Whitfield would suit you better.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

[Cuellar]

I keep falling for these touché sir

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CERTAINLY SIR WHICH ONE HAHA

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CERTAINLY SIR


WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUT, HAHA!!

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ONLY ONE HAIRCUT DID YOU SAY, SIR?

WHY CERTAINLY!  WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE CUT!


HAHA!!!

[Ferris]

ONLY ONE HAIRCUT DID YOU SAY, SIR?

WHY CERTAINLY!  WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE CUT!


HAHA!!!

I don't get it

[Sebastian Cobb]

CERTAINLY SIR


WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUT, HAHA!!

THE ONE HE PISSES THROUGH LOL

[Glebe]

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I don't get it

Hello sir, welcome to this hairdressing or barbering area of your nearest town.

You say you would like a haircut?


Why certainly.  WHICH ONE, HAHA!!

[Ferris]

Hello sir, welcome to this hairdressing or barbering area of your nearest town.

You say you would like a haircut?


Why certainly.  WHICH ONE, HAHA!!

Do you mean which establishment I will go to? Or which one of the rostered hair-people I'll select for my coiffing?

I've got to say, this all seems very complicated. Why can't you make simple jokes like that nice young popcorn does?

[kittens]

i actually did go for a haircut today in the end

[kittens]

April Fool

[Bryan Cocks]

lol this guy is wicked

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Do you mean which establishment I will go to? Or which one of the rostered hair-people I'll select for my coiffing?

I've got to say, this all seems very complicated. Why can't you make simple jokes like that nice young popcorn does?

So you would like a haircut?  Why of course!  It is why this place exists!  Welcome!

While we are on the subject, sir, WHICH SINGLE SOLITARY HAIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE CUT, haha!!!

[kittens]

lol this guy is wicked

thanks mr cocks

[Ferris]

So you would like a haircut?  Why of course!  It is why this place exists!  Welcome!

While we are on the subject, sir, WHICH SINGLE SOLITARY HAIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE CUT, haha!!!

Why would they ask about solitary hairs? I don't have any solitary hairs, all of mine are in the same approximate location because I'm not bald. If they started asking irrelevant questions then I think I'd leave and they'd close down or do another job or whatever. Maybe a different shop would open there instead.

It all seems needlessly complicated to me. Why can't you make it easy? I'd say "one haircut please" and they'd say "ok" and then it'd be simple and straightforward. Like this:

"Hello - I'd like one hair cut, please"
"Certainly - here are some pictures of previous efforts we have made"
"Excellent - #3, please"
"Ok - I will attempt that and try to do a hair cut that isn't total number two"

You should make jokes like that if you want to go anywhere with this joke-writing career. It makes sense because number two sometimes means 'shit'.

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Certainly sir, which hair would you like cut!  Haha!!

[Ferris]

Certainly sir, which hair would you like cut!  Haha!!

That was totally number two

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That was totally number two

Hello sir!  Welcome!

You would like a haircut sir?

Why, certainly!

WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUTTING, HA!!

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Good afternoon sir, welcome.  What is it you are after - be precise, please.

A haircut, you say?

Why, certainly!

WHICH ONE, HAHA!!!  WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS, HA!

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Hello!  Welcome to this barber stroke hairdressing environment.

I hear from my colleague that you are seeking a haircut!

Well then, ahem.

Excuse me, hello, certainly sir.  WHICH ONE HAIR WAS IT YOU WANTED CUTTING, HAHA!!!

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Goodness me, you have come to the right place if you are after a haircut sir, yes!  Most certainly!!

Very much so!  And welcome!!

My only question is WHICH ONE OF THEM DID YOU WANT CUTTING, heh!!!

[alan nagsworth]

haircut is it mate

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haircut is it mate

Well, you have come to the right place!

[Brian Freeze]

Do they still sell "something for the weekend"?

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Do they still sell "something for the weekend"?

Certainly sir, if it is a haircut you are after.  Do you have anything specific in mind?

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No particular style in mind at all, sir?

Not to worry.

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Very simply, though, sir, I would like to know.....