going for a haircut tomorrow

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WHICH ONE SIR WHICH HAIR WANT ME TO CUT SIR, HAHA!!!!!

[Ferris]

WHICH ONE SIR WHICH HAIR WANT ME TO CUT SIR, HAHA!!!!!

Yelp: RfV hair
CaB friendly
Specializes in: bald people haircuts

Review: 1 star out of 5
From: Ferris

"Very confusing establishment, owner keeps asking strange questions. Do not come here unless you enjoy being confused."

[Brian Freeze]

Can we discuss a discount for doing all of them?

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Can we discuss a discount for doing all of them?

Certainly sir, which one!!!

[Brian Freeze]

I should have read the reviews.

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Hello sir, welcome to this barbering and or hairdressing location, and how may I help you this day?

Would you like anything specific or just a trim?

OH RIGHT A HAIRCUT YOU SAY, WELL


May I ask you while you take your seat, sit right here let me put this gown around you and this paper collar which I will be using over this duration to stop stray hairs agitating your flesh

May I ask you sir

WHICH HAIR WAS IT YOU WANTED CUTTING, HAHA!!!

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Hello sir are you seeking a haircut?

[Kelvin]

Hello sir are you seeking a haircut?

Which one?





Which one of us men did you call sir? One of us men is a women, so I presume not her, though perhaps you misspoke or have bad eyes. Which one? I'm guessing the one of your eyes on the right.

Which one         
Which one of the hairs did you think needed cutting? And as I said before, upon whose head, you blind, chauvinist fool.

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Which one, haha!!!

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Hello sir, welcome!  How may I help you today?

[Ferris]

Hello sir, welcome!  How may I help you today?

I'd like this specific strand of hair to be cut, but not the others please.

[pancreas]

Hello. I would like a haircut

Of course, sir. You've picked a great day, because we are doing a two for one!

But I don't need two! I just need one haircut!

Au contraire, sir, you have about 100,000 hairs of which, in my estimation, about 50k need to be cut.

You presumptuous cunt! I'll be the judge of how many hairs I need cutting. I came in to have this one here cut, and I won't have any more of your unseemly up-selling.

But, sir, none of our scissors are precise enough to cut just one hair. We must take at least two.

I've never heard of such incompetence. Good day, sir.

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Certainly sir, why it is our speciality!  Welcome!

You have come to the right place; come right in and make yourself feel at home sir!

Put your coat over there and sit down there!

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Hello sir yes please sit down while I affix this gown to keep the hair off you.  The hair.

And let me pop in this paper collar around you here just to stop the hair accidentally wedging itself between you and the gown...


And, what else.  How are you on this fine day, may I ask.

[Nowhere Man]

I don't like this thread, it reminds me that i'm gonna have to get a haircut soon.

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I don't like this thread, it reminds me that i'm gonna have to get a haircut soon.

Well when you are ready do feel free to pop in sir for your haircut.

In your own time.

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What might you fancy today sir - a nice trim on the sides perhaps or a flat top?

Just a haircut, very well.


WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUTTING IN THAT CASE, SIR, HEH.

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Cutting hair is our speciality here.

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Hello sir!  Welcome!!

Feel free to sit and wait for one of our experienced barbers to fit you into their busy schedule.

[Gregory Torso]

Can you trim my beard, please?

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Can you trim my beard, please?

Yep!

Anything else?

[Gregory Torso]

Well as you can see I only have this one, curly and lengthy hair that is coiling out of the top of my otherwise bald head. Is there anything you can do about that?

[Kelvin]

Good day
My fellow barber

Yes I too am a barberwhichone
The one who runs the barbers on Sunderland street
Which one
The one with a red door which one the one that is a brighter shade of red
Which one
Which Sunderland street? Why, in Hampshire
W/o
New Hampshire, America
WO
NORTH americaBut enough of this
Which o-
I have a problem





Which



Two singular hairs have become stuck together
One
With the strongest glue
And I need both cutting which simultaneously so thONEat I may visit my bald grandmother
Remember they are both stuck together and cannot
Which one
Wait
cannot be cut independently
Wait
Due to the glue
Wit wum
The hair on my Yak
Yes
I shall refer to them as one hair since they are so unresolvably bonded
Wum wum
The smaller Yak
Might I ask fellow barber

Do you cut hair?

[Kelvin]

I just told you!


NORTH america

[Neville Chamberlain]

HELLO CAN I DO A HAIRCUT IS THIS THE PLACE FOR TO HAVE A HAIRCUT?!?!?

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HELLO CAN I DO A HAIRCUT IS THIS THE PLACE FOR TO HAVE A HAIRCUT?!?!?

Hello sir!

Yes you have certainly come to the right place!  Cutting hair is our speciality!

Please make yourself feel at home by hanging your coat up over there and sitting there on our waiting coach for one of our trained professionals to become available!

WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUTTING, HAHA!!

[Captain Z]

Yes hello, I have one hair that I would like cut.

I would like this one hair to be cut 10,000 times. Then I would like those 10,000 pieces inserted into my head.

[thenoise]

I had a bit of confusion when I went to the barber the other day.

'Where is your wire?' He asked.

'Your wire?' Says I.

'Yes as I am a barber. People bring me wire and I barb it so that it becomes barbed wire I.e. I am a barber.'

I did a funny!!

[Neville Chamberlain]

Hello sir!

Yes you have certainly come to the right place!  Cutting hair is our speciality!

Please make yourself feel at home by hanging your coat up over there and sitting there on our waiting coach for one of our trained professionals to become available!

WHICH ONE OF YOUR HAIRS WOULD YOU LIKE CUTTING, HAHA!!

THANKS I WISH FOR HAIRCUT OF BIG HAIR BELOW TROUSERS THANKS

[kittens]

does anybody know where i can go for a good haircut