Screaming at tangled cables and wires

[Bazooka]

"Fuck off you piece of tangled cunt shit"

" Billy Elliott? More like billy wanker, you fucking piece of SHIT!!!!¥"

"Stop getting tangled please Mr Wire, you ugly fuck whore!!!!!!!"

"I'll Kill ya dad you bitch"

What are your go to phrases when getting annoyed at tangled cables or wires?

[popcorn]

Wires this happening to me?!

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Walking down a cold street at 7am on your way to work tryna untangle your cuntfucked headphones so you can listen to some vaguely amusing moron drone on in your ears to drown out your own inner monologue coz fuck listening to that on the tube mate.


"Fucking twiddly twats!"

etc

[Icehaven]

Tangled wires are often used as an analogy in attempts to explain entropy. They usually go something like 'There's only one way for wires to be untangled but lots of ways for them to be tangled, and that's entropy.'' Apparently. So in answer to the OP, "Brian Fucking Cox!!''

[Gregory Torso]

You nest of FUCK

followed by ripping the wires into pieces and throwing them in the bin.

I get through a lot of ear phones.

Audience member: "use wireless ones then, you plum duff cunt."

I don't like wireless ear phones they make you look like a bluetooth twat on his way to the ossuary.

[pancreas]

Hello, bomb disposal expert. This bomb here needs to be deactivated. Please could I have a wire cut?

Yes, of course. Let me get my hedge trimmer.

[hamfist]

dragging it all into the yard and having at it with a petrol strimmer