Glan McDillis.

[Glebe]

Owns the biggest set of golf balls in the sector. Decimated the troll-gleen populace of Tallywack #4, and was awarded the King's Medal for Bravery. Enjoys weekends with the family, horse riding, good meals, brandy.

[rasta-spouse]

Best known all over the dales for the fruity catchphrase, "I'll buy you a new car". Will be missed.

[Ray Travez]

once swam the Limpopo river and contracted ganges

[poo]

Hiya Glan mate

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He Monarch of Glan

[Glebe]

It's available from Poundland now. Priced £1.49.

[PlanktonSideburns]

He's actually my uncle

I could take him or leave him, to be honest

[hamfist]

Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Don't you dare.

Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Glan McDillydillydilly dildo,
Pubic hair.

[Glebe]

Glan sends his love and wishes you all well in your future endeavours.

[rasta-spouse]

Quick Glan McDillis story. When my show pony (a three year serving stallion) failed to qualify for the East of England Championships in '91, Glan sat me down and said, "Soon, because of all that testosterone in your body, my handspan won't be able to cover the circumference of your bicep. And horses will seem like nothing". And that was pure Glan - always knew how to make you feel like you weren't a passenger.