To Do List

[Ray Travez]

library- The History of Nutmeg
bounce ping pong ball off head (am & pm)
futility- contemplate
set alarm for Antiques Toadshow
hug a tree
hug a tramp
kill a bear
fuck a priest

world ending- stock up on biscuits?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

sob
wank
cross off words

[poo]

Clean bike
Buy beers
Kill mum

[Sebastian Cobb]

your mum

[Spoon of Ploff]

Make list.
Burn list.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Make list.
Burn list.

A great little American band on the Matador label (Licensed to Domino in England) (I don't mean they were licensed to that posh bird-turned bounty hunter* played by Keira Knightley in that fillum), a little too obviously influnenced by Shudder To Think, but their "Untroubled Slumbers" album is an absolute classic. They probably did a fucking John Peel session as well, I shouldn't wonder
(* she really liked those chocolate/coconut intergrated bars!!!!!!!)

Anyways, back to the concept of this thread:
Be an unfunny cunt

[rasta-spouse]

stretch

pencil sketch of a 1800s plains woman
drop barrel of orange food colouring in estuary
Sebastien
phonecalls to find out if monk was buried in wall
meditate
fix cat's broken paw
find out why all my food and drink tastes metallic
hector NHS nurse
vitamins
put all mirrors back on walls

rewind Peter Kay 'Live at Top of Tower' VHS
film noir time!

[Gregory Torso]

go to Greggs
say "good morning, Gregg" and make the girls who work there laugh
eat 2 sausage breakfast rolls,
omelette baguette,
cheese & onion pie whilst staying as still as possible <--- (don't waste calories!)
eat a sheaf of fry's turkish delight
5 2 3 stone baked pizzas (don't forget co-op points card)
do not move while eating!!
become walrus
become massive
consume neighbourhood