Brexit Thread Seven: More of this shit

[Uncle TechTip]

Keep on splitting. Don't deserve EU membership.

[Huxleys Babkins]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/johnson-hits-out-at-terrible-collaboration-of-mps-and-eu-trying-to-block-brexit

"There's a terrible collaboration, as it were, going on between people who think they can block Brexit in parliament and our European friends," he said.

"And our European friends are not moving in their willingness to compromise, they're not compromising at all on the withdrawal agreement even though it's been thrown out three times, they're sticking to every letter, every comma of the withdrawal agreement – including the backstop – because they still think Brexit can be blocked in parliament.

"The awful thing is the longer that goes on, the more likely it is of course that we will be forced to leave with a no-deal Brexit.

"That's not what I want, it's not what we're aiming for but we need our European friends to compromise. The more they think there's a chance that Brexit can be blocked in parliament, the more adamant they are in sticking to their position."

"I think the British public have had a lot of elections and electoral events," he said. "There was the election in 2015, the referendum in 2016, another election in 2017. I think what they want us to do is get on and deliver Brexit on 31 October. I never tire of telling you that's what we're going to do."

Absolutely normal language there from our prime minister.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Sorry, posted at same time as Huxleys.

[jobotic]

Perhaps remainer MPs should have their heads shaved and be paraded through the streets.

[Paul Calf]

Keep on splitting. Don't deserve EU membership.

Do you think she's helping at all?

[Replies From View]

Why is Gove holding up a banner saying "Independent Schools?"

Because she doesn't know anything about politics and when she googled Michael Gove to find a reason to satirise him the first few results mentioned independent schools.  She doesn't know what independent schools are or how he's connected to them, and easier than having to do more research and communicate something meaningful is to make Gove hold up a banner with those words and keep fingers crossed that someone will find meaning in it.

(I'm imagining.)

[idunnosomename]

lmao
https://twitter.com/adrian_goff_/status/1087376544216043520

[Rizla]

lmao
https://twitter.com/adrian_goff_/status/1087376544216043520

Now the proud owner of a ps4 games red dead redemption 2,Shadow of the tomb raider,persona 5,Hell blade and many more.

Don't come on my twitter and start shot with me I don't have time for you get blocked.

Bleak as fuck.

[Sebastian Cobb]

She'll be on here in a moment, threatening to take us all down for republishing her copyrighted work without permission.
#CopyrightDirective #LoveEurope

Someone should take down whoever it was that published them the first time.

[chveik]

lmao
https://twitter.com/adrian_goff_/status/1087376544216043520

desolation

[holyzombiejesus]

desolation

Was tempted to reply to his tweet with 'PS Am wanking as I write this'

[BlodwynPig]

Bus tower? Or tour? Is she fake?

[Funcrusher]

What should I make of this?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/labour-bloc-plans-radical-move-to-push-through-brexit-deal

Other than that Stephen Kinnock is the baldest human male that has ever lived. His soul is bald.

[græskar]

Boris Johnson believes EU will cave in at last minute.

"The EU will give us a better deal, because if they don't Ireland is f*****. No Deal will destroy it." UK Cabinet minister tells #TheSun

Do you think this is really the plan? Holding Ireland hostage?

[idunnosomename]

Now the proud owner of a ps4 games red dead redemption 2,Shadow of the tomb raider,persona 5,Hell blade and many more.

Don't come on my twitter and start shot with me I don't have time for you get blocked.

Bleak as fuck.

he's a hardcore lib dem: shows who's to blame. she's an easy target, basically a strawman for attacking the fbpe lot and the ultimate idea of just not leaving the EU to our own disadvantage. wish she'd just stop frankly. partly for her own sake

[jamiefairlie]

wish she'd just stop frankly. partly for her own sake

She's the Brexit Linehan.

[greencalx]

What should I make of this?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/labour-bloc-plans-radical-move-to-push-through-brexit-deal

Other than that Stephen Kinnock is the baldest human male that has ever lived. His soul is bald.

Is respecting the result what Kinnock did in June 2017?

[Cuellar]

lmao
https://twitter.com/adrian_goff_/status/1087376544216043520

This man has now protected his tweets, did one of you bastards abuse him?

[Blue Jam]

"UK must accept US food standards in trade deal, says farm chief":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49353220

The UK must accept US food standards as part of any future trade deal with Washington, the head of America's farming lobby has said.

Zippy Duvall, head of the American Farm Bureau

Zippy Duvall, head of the American Farm Bureau...

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,58066.0.html

I like the name "American Farm Bureau" as well, it sounds like the hillbilly FBI. Zippy Duvall and his pals sound like the makings of a decent sitcom.

[jobotic]

Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

I hope some drop a sheep on Gove's head soon.


Biggy's boy Banks has been up to his hilarious antics again, joking about Greta Thunberg's boat sinking then saying its because he loves winding up lefties. He truly is the Paulie Walnuts of Brexit. A prick.

[Blue Jam]

Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

Dr Séan Rickard, former chief economist of the National Farmers' Union

See that, so-called "Zippy" at the so-called "Bureau"? Those are names you can trust.

[idunnosomename]

Banks is a big sweaty bully cunt who couldn't get a pedalo across the park lake

[Fambo Number Mive]

All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.

[Paul Calf]

I hope Banks is placed at risk of drowning in a stormy sea, his lungs filling with oil and saltwater as he cries out for his loved ones.

It's a joke, yeah?

[jobotic]

She's worth a thousand of him and he knows it, the sweaty criminal shill cunt.

[Lordofthefiles]

Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

I hope some drop a sheep on Gove's head soon.


Biggy's boy Banks has been up to his hilarious antics again, joking about Greta Thunberg's boat sinking then saying its because he loves winding up lefties. He truly is the Paulie Walnuts of Brexit. A prick.

...And farmers have guns.

[kalowski]

All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.

They need to watch Stewart Lee's Richard "The Hamster" Hammond routine over and over and over again.

[king_tubby]

Lucas is now telling Swinson to stop dicking about.

EDIT: wrong thread, whoops.

[sponk]

All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.

See their response to the Brand batter acid in Farage's face joke

[thugler]

Lucas is now telling Swinson to stop dicking about.

EDIT: wrong thread, whoops.

While continuing to insist that a 2nd ref is achievable before a general election (it's not)