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Brexit Thread Seven: More of this shit

Started by Mister Six, April 05, 2019, 04:29:39 PM

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greencalx


thugler

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on September 12, 2019, 01:40:32 PM
I wonder if the lib dems would vote for it as it would kind of be self-defeating and also possibly assist Labour.

If they don't that would absolutely fuck them at the election anyway no?

thugler

Quote from: greencalx on September 12, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
Hoey won't vote for it.

She's in the independents now anyway, don't need all 35, there's an 11 mp cushion.

Paul Calf

None of this matters if Johnson manages to keep Parliament closed.

Cloud

Yellowhammer is an anagram of Orwell Mayhem.  Just FYI.

Lordofthefiles

Quote from: Cloud on September 12, 2019, 02:35:06 PM
Yellowhammer is an anagram of Orwell Mayhem.  Just FYI.

Fucked a hole right through my hat with that!

jobotic

Quote from: thugler on September 12, 2019, 01:54:45 PM
She's in the independents now anyway, don't need all 35, there's an 11 mp cushion.

Really? Have I missed something?

thugler

Quote from: jobotic on September 12, 2019, 02:58:38 PM
Really? Have I missed something?

Lab + snp + libdems + twinge + green is 11 more than tories + dup now if i have numbers right.

jobotic

No, I meant this, about Hoey.


Quote from: thugler on September 12, 2019, 01:54:45 PM
She's in the independents now anyway, don't need all 35, there's an 11 mp cushion.

idunnosomename

She's not going to stand as a labour MP at the next election, but she's not resigned the whip (sadly)

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Quote from: Darles Chickens on September 12, 2019, 12:30:05 PM
I just tried eating some bananas, but nothing is any clearer.  Can you explain it in terms of biscuits?

No biscuits don't work with it.


pancreas


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Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on September 12, 2019, 07:02:06 PM
Jon Snow's never seen so many gammons



Normally these A Level girls are leaping in the air apart from the fat ones.  What's happened?


NJ Uncut

My new passport is not blue it is burgundy!

The words EUROPEAN UNION fuckin gone though

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PASSPORT BLUE OR DUN A POO


(That is the new "Brexit means Brexit" and I am all for it.)

jobotic

Paulie was really hurt by what Jon Snow said wasn't he? How long ago was it now? Poor angel.

bgmnts

I'll never forgive Jon Snow for writhing around in the snow on my street last winter and kicking over every single recycling bin.

Jon Snow Angel, that's for sure.

Ambient Sheep

Quote from: Endicott on September 12, 2019, 01:05:27 PM
Well halloooo, Danger Man.

Don't be silly, it doesn't read like him at all. :-)

Old Nehamkin


gib

Why did they choose the code name 'Yellowhammer'?

buttgammon

Quote from: gib on September 12, 2019, 11:22:06 PM
Why did they choose the code name 'Yellowhammer'?

Not 100% sure of the significance, but all related operations are named after birds - the really, really, really bad one is allegedly Operation Black Swan.

Captain Z

When all the shelves are empty it's time for Operation Robbin'.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: buttgammon on September 12, 2019, 11:38:42 PM
Not 100% sure of the significance, but all related operations are named after birds - the really, really, really bad one is allegedly Operation Black Swan.

That was the one that resulted in the capture of El Chapo or is there a british one?

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Black Swan is an art gallery in Frome I think.  I suspect they were just referencing that.

jobotic

Operation Chiffchaff is the curfew enforced with guns and forcible mass repatriation one.

buttgammon

Quote from: BlodwynPig on September 13, 2019, 07:41:08 AM
That was the one that resulted in the capture of El Chapo or is there a british one?

The British one. They made a film about it years ago but it was heavily redacted they had to replace any classified bits with images of ballet dancers.

Paul Calf

I think I've seen the play. Really dull one about some princes who liked knobbing wildfowl.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: jobotic on September 13, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Operation Chiffchaff is the curlew enforced with guns and forcible mass repatriation one.

fifty