Brexit Thread Seven: More of this shit

[jobotic]

Arf!





New page nonsensical laughing curlew.  That's Brexit!

[buttgammon]

Operation White Swan - reserving the only abundant foodstuff post-no deal for the royal family.

[phantom_power]

Jon Snow's never seen so many gammons

You can't even get being a cunt right can you

[Johnny Yesno]

Operation Great Tit: Boris Johnson- actually, I can't be bothered, you get the picture...

[NoSleep]

Operation Pigeon: relentlessly shitting on everything.

[king_tubby]

Operation Dodo. Extinction.

[Paul Calf]

Operation Cuckoo: getting your cloaca wet then leaving the mess for everyone else to clear up.

[Darles Chickens]

Operation Male Secretary Bird...  erm, don't know, just wanted an excuse to post the picture again.

[imitationleather]

Ah good. I needed something to tame this morning wood.

[Captain Z]

Operation Woodcock

[jobotic]

Banks gets away with it yet again and starts demanding Remainers be sacked. Fat fascist fuck.

[Ambient Sheep]

Why did they choose the code name 'Yellowhammer'?

Because of the classic description of its song: "A little bit of bread and no cheese".  Typical civil servant gallows humour.

[Cold Meat Platter]

It sounds like a profanisaurus term for a man with poor genital hygeine.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Engage with what people are saying or fuck off.  There are plenty of other places on the internet if "lol you don't agree with me" is your level.

As I said in a previous post, Labour's ambiguity on Brexit has demonstrably been a failure.

They went backwards in a local government election, scored 14% in the European Parliament elections, win a Peterborough by-election but lose 17% of the vote.

[Blue Jam]

Oh this is sweet...

Wetherspoons profits drop 19% and its boss is blaming Remainers

[Buelligan]

Glad to see that dreadful dimly-lit old bore, Martin, is feeling the pinch, hope his shit shop closes soon.

As I said in a previous post, Labour's ambiguity on Brexit has demonstrably been a failure.

They went backwards in a local government election, scored 14% in the European Parliament elections, win a Peterborough by-election but lose 17% of the vote.

He's not picking you up on that demonstrably wrong opinion though is he?  And you know it.

[Zetetic]

Oh this is sweet...

It's not really. Revenue is up, margins are slightly down (mostly related to property disposal, apparently).

Tim 'Spoons uses the occasion to gain some free column inches, with half-an-eye on reducing his staffing costs later this year.

[Buelligan]

I know I've already said it in another thread but the force is strong in me today, why the fuck would anyone ever consider going in one of his gruesome shit holes?  Why? 

Burn them all down.

[pigamus]

They're cheap.

[Buelligan]

My principles aren't.  If people want cheap, try supermarkets and keep your hands clean. (Cleanish, anyway.)

Or drink less and patronise a real pub and keep it open.

[Absorb the anus burn]

They're cheap.

<tag> Portillo's wife defends crack habit <tag>

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Glad to see that dreadful dimly-lit old bore, Martin, is feeling the pinch, hope his shit shop closes soon.

He's not picking you up on that demonstrably wrong opinion though is he?  And you know it.

Demonstrability wrong?  Perhaps you'd like to demonstrate how those election results are wrong?

[Paul Calf]

<tag> Portillo's wife defends crack habit <tag>

Wife?

Ok.

[Johnny Yesno]

Oh this is sweet...

Wetherspoons profits drop 19% and its boss is blaming Remainers

Hmm.

Despite a 7.1% increase in revenue to £889.6m, it was not enough to offset a sharp rise in labour costs after a pay increase for staff in November.

The fall in profits also occurred after higher utility bills and maintenance costs.

[Johnny Yesno]

Demonstrability wrong?  Perhaps you'd like to demonstrate how those election results are wrong?

It's not the results that are wrong, you silly man. It's your interpretation of them that's wrong.

[Replies From View]

My principles aren't.  If people want cheap, try supermarkets and keep your hands clean. (Cleanish, anyway.)

Or drink less and patronise a real pub and keep it open.

Supermarkets are fairly shit in this regard, no?

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Wetherspoon pubs are awful.  Soulless.  It's only redeeming feature seems to be that it's "cheap".

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

It's not the results that are wrong, you silly man. It's your interpretation of them that's wrong.

And how is my interoperation of the results wrong?

[Buelligan]

Demonstrability wrong?

And how is my interoperation of the results wrong?

I don't know about your interoperation, is it like that time you had a stroke?  Otherwise, you could try reading these threads, there are loads and loads of pointers for you.

[Johnny Yesno]

Wetherspoon pubs are awful.  Soulless.  It's only redeeming feature seems to be that it's "cheap".

In my experience, they aren't awful. They're cheap and the standard is acceptable. I won't be going again but not because of the quality of the places but because of how he treats his workers.