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Re: Brexit Thread Seven: More of this shit
« Reply #2490 on: August 14, 2019, 03:02:35 PM »
Keep on splitting. Don't deserve EU membership.

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« Reply #2491 on: August 14, 2019, 03:49:45 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/johnson-hits-out-at-terrible-collaboration-of-mps-and-eu-trying-to-block-brexit

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“There’s a terrible collaboration, as it were, going on between people who think they can block Brexit in parliament and our European friends,” he said.

“And our European friends are not moving in their willingness to compromise, they’re not compromising at all on the withdrawal agreement even though it’s been thrown out three times, they’re sticking to every letter, every comma of the withdrawal agreement – including the backstop – because they still think Brexit can be blocked in parliament.

“The awful thing is the longer that goes on, the more likely it is of course that we will be forced to leave with a no-deal Brexit.

“That’s not what I want, it’s not what we’re aiming for but we need our European friends to compromise. The more they think there’s a chance that Brexit can be blocked in parliament, the more adamant they are in sticking to their position.”

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“I think the British public have had a lot of elections and electoral events,” he said. “There was the election in 2015, the referendum in 2016, another election in 2017. I think what they want us to do is get on and deliver Brexit on 31 October. I never tire of telling you that’s what we’re going to do.”

Absolutely normal language there from our prime minister.

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« Reply #2492 on: August 14, 2019, 03:50:23 PM »
Sorry, posted at same time as Huxleys.


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« Reply #2493 on: August 14, 2019, 04:20:22 PM »
Perhaps remainer MPs should have their heads shaved and be paraded through the streets.

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« Reply #2494 on: August 14, 2019, 04:49:36 PM »
Keep on splitting. Don't deserve EU membership.

Do you think she’s helping at all?

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« Reply #2495 on: August 14, 2019, 05:11:23 PM »
Why is Gove holding up a banner saying "Independent Schools?"

Because she doesn’t know anything about politics and when she googled Michael Gove to find a reason to satirise him the first few results mentioned independent schools.  She doesn’t know what independent schools are or how he’s connected to them, and easier than having to do more research and communicate something meaningful is to make Gove hold up a banner with those words and keep fingers crossed that someone will find meaning in it.

(I’m imagining.)


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« Reply #2497 on: August 14, 2019, 06:34:21 PM »
lmao
https://twitter.com/adrian_goff_/status/1087376544216043520

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« Reply #2498 on: August 14, 2019, 06:45:04 PM »
She'll be on here in a moment, threatening to take us all down for republishing her copyrighted work without permission.
#CopyrightDirective #LoveEurope

Someone should take down whoever it was that published them the first time.


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« Reply #2500 on: August 14, 2019, 07:19:07 PM »
desolation

Was tempted to reply to his tweet with 'PS Am wanking as I write this'

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« Reply #2501 on: August 14, 2019, 07:45:59 PM »
Bus tower? Or tour? Is she fake?

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« Reply #2502 on: August 14, 2019, 07:53:19 PM »
What should I make of this?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/labour-bloc-plans-radical-move-to-push-through-brexit-deal

Other than that Stephen Kinnock is the baldest human male that has ever lived. His soul is bald.

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« Reply #2503 on: August 14, 2019, 08:06:49 PM »
Boris Johnson believes EU will cave in at last minute.

“The EU will give us a better deal, because if they don’t Ireland is f*****. No Deal will destroy it.” UK Cabinet minister tells #TheSun

Do you think this is really the plan? Holding Ireland hostage?

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« Reply #2504 on: August 14, 2019, 08:13:55 PM »
Now the proud owner of a ps4 games red dead redemption 2,Shadow of the tomb raider,persona 5,Hell blade and many more.

Don't come on my twitter and start shot with me I don't have time for you get blocked.

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he's a hardcore lib dem: shows who's to blame. she's an easy target, basically a strawman for attacking the fbpe lot and the ultimate idea of just not leaving the EU to our own disadvantage. wish she'd just stop frankly. partly for her own sake

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« Reply #2505 on: August 14, 2019, 08:29:27 PM »
wish she'd just stop frankly. partly for her own sake

She's the Brexit Linehan.

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« Reply #2506 on: August 14, 2019, 09:25:57 PM »
What should I make of this?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/14/labour-bloc-plans-radical-move-to-push-through-brexit-deal

Other than that Stephen Kinnock is the baldest human male that has ever lived. His soul is bald.

Is respecting the result what Kinnock did in June 2017?

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« Reply #2507 on: August 15, 2019, 09:08:21 AM »

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« Reply #2508 on: August 15, 2019, 10:18:09 AM »
"UK must accept US food standards in trade deal, says farm chief":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49353220

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The UK must accept US food standards as part of any future trade deal with Washington, the head of America's farming lobby has said.

Zippy Duvall, head of the American Farm Bureau

Zippy Duvall, head of the American Farm Bureau...

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,58066.0.html

I like the name "American Farm Bureau" as well, it sounds like the hillbilly FBI. Zippy Duvall and his pals sound like the makings of a decent sitcom.

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« Reply #2509 on: August 15, 2019, 10:22:24 AM »
Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

I hope some drop a sheep on Gove's head soon.


Biggy's boy Banks has been up to his hilarious antics again, joking about Greta Thunberg's boat sinking then saying its because he loves winding up lefties. He truly is the Paulie Walnuts of Brexit. A prick.

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« Reply #2510 on: August 15, 2019, 10:29:45 AM »
Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

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Dr Séan Rickard, former chief economist of the National Farmers’ Union

See that, so-called "Zippy" at the so-called "Bureau"? Those are names you can trust.

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« Reply #2511 on: August 15, 2019, 10:32:29 AM »
Banks is a big sweaty bully cunt who couldn't get a pedalo across the park lake

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« Reply #2512 on: August 15, 2019, 10:41:32 AM »
All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.

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« Reply #2513 on: August 15, 2019, 11:13:04 AM »
I hope Banks is placed at risk of drowning in a stormy sea, his lungs filling with oil and saltwater as he cries out for his loved ones.

It’s a joke, yeah?

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« Reply #2514 on: August 15, 2019, 11:17:05 AM »
She's worth a thousand of him and he knows it, the sweaty criminal shill cunt.

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« Reply #2515 on: August 15, 2019, 11:50:09 AM »
Talking of farmers

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/half-of-uk-farms-could-fail-after-no-deal-brexit-report-warns

I hope some drop a sheep on Gove's head soon.


Biggy's boy Banks has been up to his hilarious antics again, joking about Greta Thunberg's boat sinking then saying its because he loves winding up lefties. He truly is the Paulie Walnuts of Brexit. A prick.

...And farmers have guns.

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« Reply #2516 on: August 15, 2019, 01:33:01 PM »
All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.
They need to watch Stewart Lee's Richard "The Hamster" Hammond routine over and over and over again.

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« Reply #2517 on: August 15, 2019, 01:38:24 PM »
Lucas is now telling Swinson to stop dicking about.

EDIT: wrong thread, whoops.

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« Reply #2518 on: August 15, 2019, 01:38:54 PM »
All these people who say "it was a joke" when tweeting something vile would react completely differently if something similar was tweeted about something they supported.

More power to Greta's elbow.

See their response to the Brand batter acid in Farage's face joke

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« Reply #2519 on: August 15, 2019, 01:57:54 PM »
Lucas is now telling Swinson to stop dicking about.

EDIT: wrong thread, whoops.

While continuing to insist that a 2nd ref is achievable before a general election (it's not)