Mick Jagger dead

[kalowski]

...happy his heart surgery has gone well.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/mick-jagger-heart-surgery-rolling-stones-tour-816214/

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Here he is, in triumphal return.

[Nowhere Man]

mick jagger was nagged with a dagger

[Nowhere Man]

A staggered mick jagger was murdered by rick's dagger

[Blumf]

Whilst we're on about this, is there any truth to the stories that Ronnie Wood is an avid collector of Bryophyta?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Before his surgery, Mick answered these questions:

Mick, have you anything to say, pre-surgery, before you go under the anaesthetist's needle?

I'm going to tell you how it's going to be:  I'm going to recover from heart surgery - and it's not the type of anaesthetistic you're injected with.  It's the type you inhale-and it's a triple strength one.

You mean it's a gas-gas-gas?

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[NoSleep]

mick jagger was nagged with a dagger

Jagger the Dagger

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Mick is afraid of needles so they're concealing the anaesthetic within a Mars bar within Marianne Faithfull's vajayjay.

[Dr Sanchez]

Who would have thought Mick would be the first one to start falling apart? Although I'm pretty sure the drummer has been clinically dead for over a decade.

[NoSleep]

Although I'm pretty sure the drummer has been clinically dead for over a decade.

He was good in No Country For Old Men.

[kittens]

April Fool

[biggytitbo]

I can't get no...oxxy...gennnnn.

[shiftwork2]

I can't get no...oxxy...gennnnn.

That is not up to your usual standard.

[Nowhere Man]

I guess it's all over now as time is not on his side, and his world's been painted black.

I had no expectations that this would be the last time, miss you already :(

What a draaaaaag it is, getting old.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Looks like he was lying when he said if you start him up, he'd never stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[non capisco]

Mick Jagger is paid millions of pounds a year to leer lasciviously and wiggle his bony arse in front of a crowd. My dad, also a man from Dartford in his 70s, does the same thing in the town centre and gets arrested. Where's the justice in that? One rule for the grammar school boys, another rule for the Medway comprehensives.

[shiftwork2]

^ Without gushing, you have long been my favourite CaB poster and this post adds 0.5% to your legacy.  Wasted here.

[biggytitbo]

Mick jagger might be an elderely man but he still has the body of a 20 year old, its going off a bit now though!

[Bennett Brauer]

I call him Mike to wind him up. You should see his face!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Apparently, some problem with the procedure means Mick needs a blood transfusion, yet there is a work stoppage by staff that work in the storage bank which stocks his blood group. 

Mick told us: 'I can't get 'O', through strike action.'

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I call him Mike to wind him up. You should see his face!

You should see him when I say Bowie sang better, and was better in the video, for their Dancing in the Streets cover.

[Hey, Punk!]

Despite the success, it was a messy surgery. The surgeon came away with sticky fingers.

[NoSleep]

That's because he let it bleed.

[Head Gardener]

no headstone for the head stone then

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He was admitted because he woke with heart pain.  Calling 999, he tried to say he had angina, but the pain was so great, he could only come out with:

'Angi...!  Aaaahhhh-annnnn-gi...!'

They think his coronary arteries got clogged.  Too much brown sugar.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Never been a fan of his music but I've got a bit of sympathy for the old devil.

[Puce Moment]

Really hope he pulls and all is well.

Best of luck Mick!

[Bazooka]

I actually hope he doesn't pull through, (no offence Michael), out of spite for him inspiring that audio leprosy song by Maroon 5.

[machotrouts]

R.I.P. to the guy from 'Esther's rotten goo. (The Hardest Ever)'

E.D.I.T.: what the FUCK has happened here

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