Your favourite hymns

[Ray Travez]

We Took The Holy Saviour (#29 in your hymn books)

We took the Holy Saviour, and nailed him to a plank
For this we're truly sorry, it must have been quite rank
For I have sinned and you have sinned,
We are not very good
We took the Holy Jesus
And banged him to some wood

[Dannyhood91]

He's a Prophet and He's Looking Good

The Holy Arse

Pummel Me To Paradise

[Dex Sawash]

Mary Mary, why you bumming?

[Dex Sawash]

What a frenulum we have in Jesus

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Jesus Fuck My Dear, Why Are You Icing Your Flange

[Spoon of Ploff]

Lord Lift Me Up
Feet of England
Those Dark Satanic Mills
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Rapture
Space Cowboy
Misery Me (Oh Oh Oh)
If Two and Two and Fifty Make A Million (it doesn't)
Elevate Me

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Force Dust Up My Cock And Watch Me Wince

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

We Love God Because He Is God. Are * You * God? No? Well, Fuck Off, Then.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

It Must Be Jesus, Cos Jam Don't Have Stigmata Like That.

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Oh Rape Us Lord For Thou Art Grand

[Chollis]

Yeshua I Can Boogie
Psalm 23 (by Andy Townsend)
The Lord Is My Shepherd, What Was Your Shit?
O When The Spurs
Frot Thine Henge
West End Girls

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If It Doesn't Fit, Force It (And I'm Not Talking About Jigsaw Puzzles)

[Dex Sawash]

That one by Ed Sheeran

[Bum Flaps]

Amazing Gapes

[Emma Raducanu]

In the bleak mid sphincter.

[rasta-spouse]

Another Great Day for Steve Jobs

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Oh buum him
Oh buum him
Oh buu-uum him
Oh buum him
Oh buum him
Oh buu-uum him

[kittens]

O Blessed Guts of Christ

[Chollis]

Piss In My Face And I'll Piss In Your Mouth (For He Is Risen)

[rasta-spouse]

Everybody get ready for the Compliments (slight return)

[rasta-spouse]

Commerce be thy name