Different kinds of cum

[garnish]

What are the different kinds of cum? I am writing a news article about cum.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Lumpy
Watery
The ones that go flying halfway across the room and onto the shirt I was going to wear to work

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Chain and the Gang consider more radio airplay friendly related rewrite .

[garnish]

Chain and the Gang consider more radio airplay friendly related rewrite .

I saw your man from that band standing at the bar before his gig once and he is TINY

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I assume you don't mean he was the singer with Ultrasound (Cos he was quite a big lad ) ¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going well, this thread so far, I think.

[garnish]

More than one reply so a strong return for me.

[The Boston Crab]

Ropes
Threads
Jackerlet
Gloy
Tipp-Ex
Bechamel

[Norton Canes]

Running down the Williams scale of cum types:

Haze
Cloud
Dust
Glitter
Beam
Rainbow
Bolt
Block

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Harry Seacum

[Clatty McCutcheon]

In olden times it was called 'culm' and you would put in a big pit and let a horse trample it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What are the different kinds of cum? I am writing a news article about cum.

Eboracum

[flotemysost]

Once had to ring someone called Janet Cum when I worked in a call centre. Might be worth getting in touch with her.