Will you be happy or sad when the queen dies

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Her death will bring us nearer the day we get a future President Blair or Thatcher, so hardly an unmixed blessing.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Her death will bring us nearer the day we get a future President Blair or Thatcher, so hardly an unmixed blessing.

So? That's a democracy.

Cunt of Death to die, Monarchy to end, unelected Lords to be thrown out and derobed IN THE STREET

[NoSleep]

I'm looking forward to the "fury" from some corners when they change the lyrics of God Save The Queen.

[Spoon of Ploff]

I'm looking forward to the "fury" from some corners when they change the lyrics of God Save The Queen.

God Grave the Queen?

[Cerys]

I predict that some edgelord comedian will make a shit joke about it next day, and be strung up from a lamp post by a gaggle of vengeful thirtysomethings.

[imitationleather]

I think whatever happens it'll be emotional. Even the cake will be in tears/tiers !!!

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God Grave the Queen?

GOD GRAVE THE QVIN

[Crisps?]

I'll be disappointed if she beats Tito's record. Even more disappointed if no Yugoslavia-style civil war erupts because nobody can take her place.

End of a bygone era though. Sarcastically and genuinely. Brexit + Scottish independence + Irish reunification + end of the last proper Queen = goodbye to the UK in the next few years. I also think other countries where she's head of state are more likely to become republics after her death, while remaining in the Commonwealth.

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Quite amazing to think that any one of the Queen's shits these days could end up being her last.

I wonder if her butlers are under instruction to keep her final ever shit for posterity.  That would mean they are storing every shit for about a day just in case, until it is superceded by the next.  And I wonder if one of the butlers is a bit lazier than the others so when it's his shift he ends up accidentally stockpiling several of the Queen's shits, and then when he remembers he has to throw out all but the most recent one, he carefully takes them to a selection of different bins so nobody notices what he has done.

Things like this.

[Ray Travez]

Quite amazing to think that any one of the Queen's shits these days could end up being her last on ebay.

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Quite amazing to think that any one of the Queen's shits these days could end up being her last on ebay.

Beware of fake ones!  It'll be like fragments of the Berlin Wall all over again!

I think you'd simply know when you were holding one of The Queen's Final Ever Shits and not a fake, though.  It would be regal, splendid, and ache of formaldehyde.  They'd give it a nice box and pop a little crown on it.  You couldn't fake that.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I'll be happy because I hate her.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'll be happy because I hate her.

Me too, if it's tonight then great

[Ray Travez]

I think you'd simply know when you were holding one of The Queen's Final Ever Shits and not a fake, though.  It would be regal, splendid, and ache of formaldehyde.  They'd give it a nice box and pop a little crown on it.  You couldn't fake that.

Every one of Her Majesty's bowel movements is specially stamped with the Royal Crest by an Officer of the Queen's Guard, so you'd know it was authentic. I read that in Majesty Magazine- first for Royal news since 1981.

[petril]

excited that I'll be able to see the broadcasting industry reacting in real time to such a thing. changes in schedule, news flashes and slides and the like while they cover it. Slept through Diana and I hate myself for it

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I sometimes like to think of the Qvin in her fatter days, blaming throne after throne for "not being good enough" and breaking under her colossal weight.

FAT BITCH

[Icehaven]

If Trump's still about then at least one tiny plus will be that he'll probably tweet something like UK QUEEN DEAD! SAD RIP BUT HEY IF BUCK PALACE FOR SALE NOW WOULD MAKE GREAT TRUMP HOTEL and cause a big international incident. 

[Cerys]

The Queen will die locked in hand-to-hand combat with Trump, taking him with her.  Either that or a badger.

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I wonder how many times Old Qvin derived a laugh at one of her many private picnics by blacking up and clutching a segment of watermelon.

At least one too many times, I suspect.

[Cuellar]

I shall be deeply sad for she is me grandmama

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I shall be deeply sad for she is me grandmama

OOOOOOH AN HOOP

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Harry will be more upset when James Hewitt's mum dies.

[NoSleep]

God Grave the Queen?

God have the Queen.

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Was always a fan of the Eddie Izzard one of "God Attack The Queen".

[Flatulent Fox]

Well I'll be happy to vote on the next monarch because I missed the last time as I wasn't born yet.
My vote would have been Sid James back then,and he only narrowly lost to saxe coburg gotha 'windsor' by all accounts.

Richard E Grant would get my vote as he'd make great speeches,or Lucy RaRa Worsley if it's a queen.She'd be good at dressing up and already knows a bit about history and such.

Boris Johnson will probably win though as he's popular with the youth.

[Icehaven]

Are there any obvious Olivia Colman/Judi Dench equivalents for screen King Charleses? Can see Tom Hiddleston maybe giving it a stab.

[ajsmith2]

Imagine if The Queen has another 20 years reign left though.

[SteveDave]

I wonder who'll be the first DJ on 6 Music to play "Take Me Back To Dear Old Blightly"? I reckon Stuart Maconie. He must be well pissed off to just be doing weekends now.

[Alberon]

Is she dead yet?

[EOLAN]

Are there any obvious Olivia Colman/Judi Dench equivalents for screen King Charleses? Can see Tom Hiddleston maybe giving it a stab.

Adam Godley (who played Elliott Schwartz in Breaking Bad). The guy who pretty much impersonated him in Series 2 of the original House of Cards was pretty good too.

When the Queen dies; I will probably finally sign in for a Digital Spy Forum account and several others. I will find any thread suggesting that Charles should pass on the throne to William and state that isn't how a hereditary monarchy works.