Will you be happy or sad when the queen dies

[Replies From View]

HELLO MA'AM, JUST THANK YOU BEFORE WE END THIS INTERVIEW, WHAT SPELLING DO YOU USE FOR "ROYAL HIGHNESS" - LET ME ASSUME THE ANSWER AND WALK AWAY IT WILL BE  R-O-Y-A-L   A-N-U-S




ALRIGHT CHEERS MA'AM BYE!

[EOLAN]

Oh I would love it so much if in the end the only available footage on YouTube of Qvin Elizabeth II's death announcement is right in the middle of some grubby porn of some kind.

Or if it was announced in the middle of a live-show of some Channel 5 Naked Dating show. Where the announcement is made as the desserts arrive needing everyone having to stand solemnly for a moment of respect.

[Alberon]

Any reality show running will be absolutely twunted by the CoD's death. I'm a Celebrity or Strictly will be straight off air when the queen returns to the mothership.

[Replies From View]

Any reality show running will be absolutely twunted by the CoD's death. I'm a Celebrity or Strictly will be straight off air when the queen returns to the mothership.

A prerecorded announcement by qvin in her own voice, to accompany footage of her coffin being beamed up to the ship:


HELLO I HAVE JUST RECENTLY BECOME DIED

RECORDING THIS WHILE STILL ALIVE THOUGH ON 6TH APRIL 1986

ALRIGHT SO NEXT TIME YOU ARE FEELING A BIT MAYBE ILL OR AT DEATH'S DOOR

THINK "I REMEMBER OF A QVIN THAT HAS DIED

SO I WILL BE OKAY"

I ALWAYS SKIP A LINE SO THE TEACHER CAN MAKE CORRECTIONS

OLD HABITS DIE HARD EH, HA "DIE" LIKE A QVIN DIES

DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS FILM BTW OR WILL BE WHEN IT IS MADE (I HAVE SEEN SOME PRE-PRODUCTION STORYBOARDS)

OKAY SO THE TAPE IS RUNNING OUT NOW, HAVE TO GO, HOPE YOU MISS ME