garnish dead

[Twit 2]

Not a joke, cunt's totally carked it. Morris dancers jigging on his grave, then they're gonna piss on it, shit in it, dig him up and chuck him to the polecats. Then get someone decent to occupy the grave hole instead. No one came to the funeral and now they're dead, too.

[Flouncer]

Are they rancid pole cats, or just standard ones?

[pancreas]

Good etc

[Noonling]

Imagine if it was true though. Imagine how guilty you'd feel. Personally I know I'd be constantly shitposting while googling the femoral artery.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant duckduckgoing.

[garnish]

Check out these triggered dunces

[garnish]

By the way I have contacted the internet authorities about this death threat

[Johnny Yesno]

LOLRANDOM

[Old Nehamkin]

LOLRANDOM

1000x more boring and witless than any of these threads.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

1000x more boring and witless than any of these threads.

+1

[Cerys]

By the way I have contacted the internet authorities about this death threat

What death threat?  There was a death threat?  Where?

[Johnny Yesno]

+1

1000x more boring and witless than any of these threads.

LOLRANDOM

[Cerys]

OLDNORMAL

[poo]

+1

It was much more interesting when the forum allowed people to send extreme personal abuse and death threats via the tags.