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YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE

Started by Replies From View, April 09, 2019, 12:07:10 PM

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wosl

Helloo there pal-e-o, heh, how are you fixed regarding the prospect of a bit of hint hint



wosl

Greetings mate-e-o and how might you feel about the prospect of a wee spot of our olfactorily sensitive friend's hint hint



Mate look an early Birthday present.



You don't have to thank me.

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Hello sir and how might your mattress today

wosl

Greetings your highhonkingness, have you considered treating yourself to a couple of pairs of pong-proof trousers to eh help prevent the guff of light servitude leaking thru etc

wosl

Greetings your right royal pungentness here's a tip: next time you're at the shops yeh pop a few pairs of pong-proof trousers into the old basket, to limit the release of chore-y aromas into the atmosphere hereabouts thanks pal, the release of chorey aromas etc

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Fine morning today sir and how might your mattress this day

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Fresh bedding today sir?  And how might your mattress this morning

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Bedding sir?  And how mattress mattress this morning?

wosl

Would it be at all possible sir on this marvellous day that has dawned etc

wosl

*Coungh* Sorry just a tickle in the throat there sir

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Good day sir and how mattress mattress this morning?

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Good morning sir and how mattress mattress this day?

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Captain Poodle Basher

Errands?

How dare you!

I'm wearing Courses by Givenchy.

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How mattress mattress this fine morning

wosl

*Chonkgh* Beg pardon just a wee frog in the throat there, sire

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Good morning sir and how might your mattress this day

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How mattress mattress this fine day sir

pancreas

Mattress mattress, mistress mattress?

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Chollis


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Good morning this day sir and how mat your mattress today good sir

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Good sir how mattress mattress this day

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Fresh morning this bedding sir, and how mat your mattress this day

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How mat your mattress this morning my friend

pancreas

This patter needs to evolve to the next generation now, please, mattress, mattress.

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Quote from: pancreas on June 06, 2019, 11:14:07 AM
This patter needs to evolve to the next generation now, please, mattress, mattress.

Be patient.  There is plenty of time.