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YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE

Started by Replies From View, April 09, 2019, 12:07:10 PM

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And mat
mattress mattress this friend sir and mat
mat your mattress my friend

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Dex Sawash


*mimes longing for return of honk of errands*

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And sir
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fine sir and how mat your mattress this

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sir and how mat your mattress this

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Paul Calf


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this day sir

a duncandisorderly

oh, for fuck's sake, how's this still going on? it's like tourettes or summat.

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Quote from: a duncandisorderly on July 05, 2019, 06:29:49 AM
oh, for fuck's sake, how's this still going on? it's like tourettes or summat.

It has been very few pages indeed.

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sir

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Dex Sawash


kittens


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pancreas


a duncandisorderly

shove the mattress up your shitter. sir. this morning. now. do it. every damn inch. "king size"? couldn't give a fuck. get it fucking shoved up. twat.

Captain Z

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Chollis

i still check it every day and i don't know why

pancreas

Quote from: Chollis on July 12, 2019, 02:15:34 PM
i still check it every day and i don't know why

There's always just the vague hope that it will change. It doesn't change. It just gets longer. Presumably it will be c.1000 mattresses in a year's time. CANNOT FUCKING WAIT

Cuellar

Quote from: Captain Z on July 12, 2019, 02:15:31 PM
Mattress mattress Mattress mattress mattress mattress Mattress mattress.

This is actually a grammatically correct English sentence

Uncle TechTip

Quote from: pancreas on July 12, 2019, 02:45:10 PM
There's always just the vague hope that it will change. It doesn't change. It just gets longer. Presumably it will be c.1000 mattresses in a year's time. CANNOT FUCKING WAIT

Your face when he posts at 0743 on a Saturday morning as if the preceding posts didn't happen 😂