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YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE

Started by Replies From View, April 09, 2019, 12:07:10 PM

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pancreas

Is this trolling? Is that what this is?

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Gregory Torso

Quote from: Replies From View on July 14, 2019, 06:59:52 AM
And how mattress mattress this day?

Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Gregory Torso on July 14, 2019, 12:09:07 PM
Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10


Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

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And how mattress mattress this day?

Quote from: Dex Sawash on July 14, 2019, 02:26:11 PM

Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

Lynchian trip through dark dimensions. Matress mattreessess feeding on our bodily deposits etc. The wank lodge and the bum stuff lodge. Don't get trapped in the Bed room!

suttin suttin, meh

Gregory Torso

Quote from: Replies From View on July 15, 2019, 06:43:31 AM
How mat your mattress my friend sir
And how mattress mattress this day?

An extended episode today, and rather pointlessly so, I thought. Honk & Errands doesn't need these kinds of gimicks, it's like when they do QI XL and it's just got an extra ten minutes of Alan Davies spinning round on his chair doing an Indian accent. Trim it down. I did enjoy the lingering shots of honking mattress ticking, clawed up by unseen errands, chilling.

5/10

Hey pals

A smelly bloke on the corner directed me over here for mattress chat.

Needs flipping.  Anyone mattress mattress anyone who mat mattress mattress?

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Lordofthefiles

Please don't be running out of steam.
I've had the t-shirts and mugs printed.

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Uncle TechTip

Ah, a lie in yesterday and today. Summer holidays have finally arrived!

Fishfinger

I don't always wake up, but when I do, it's very satisfying somehow to come here and read the mattress news.

Lordofthefiles

I was tormenting my 3 year old niece the other day by saying "mattress mattress sir" in reply to everything she said.
In the end she went proper mental with frustration and shouted back at me "mattress mattress mattress mattress" in the middle of the street... at which point I wondered if this thread is leaking insanity into the world and brought the proceedings to a halt.

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Chollis


zomgmouse

MATTRESS IS DEAD LONG LIVE MATTRESS

Inspector Norse

Quote from: Chollis on July 26, 2019, 10:42:23 AM
hello mattress my old friend

Hello, is it mattress you're looking for?