Author Topic: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE (Read 20391 times)

Replies From View · « **Reply #390 on:** August 15, 2019, 07:42:12 AM »

And when there was

That you that

You that

Sheer honking of that errands, man.

chveik · « **Reply #391 on:** August 15, 2019, 04:22:47 PM »

interesting twist

Chollis · « **Reply #392 on:** August 15, 2019, 04:24:03 PM »

yes, watching this closely for further developments

Replies From View · « **Reply #393 on:** August 16, 2019, 08:14:34 AM »

(Today sir, fine morning today sir; this morning today fine mattress today sir, fine)

*MIMES ‘HONKING OF ERRANDS’*

That

Replies From View · « **Reply #394 on:** August 17, 2019, 09:37:15 AM »

Does sir mat his mattress and mattress when mat mat his mattress today

That you that

You this, you this

Replies From View · « **Reply #395 on:** August 18, 2019, 09:15:38 AM »

And was

of errands that that was the

?

Replies From View · « **Reply #396 on:** August 19, 2019, 07:16:45 AM »

And was the

And that that in ending errands, that in ending errands ending

?

Replies From View · « **Reply #397 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:26:35 AM »

?

And was

when there was

grassbath · « **Reply #398 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:39:35 AM »

It's starting to feel like Johnny Truant's mother's letters at the end of House of Leaves.

Replies From View · « **Reply #399 on:** August 21, 2019, 07:11:28 AM »

that when there went

was a moral that was

or moral that went something

zomgmouse · « **Reply #400 on:** August 22, 2019, 02:05:24 AM »

Quote from: grassbath on August 20, 2019, 08:39:35 AM

It's starting to feel like Johnny Truant's mother's letters at the end of House of Leaves.

Or the end of Flowers for Algernon.

chveik · « **Reply #401 on:** August 22, 2019, 02:12:18 AM »

or Beckett's last novellas

Replies From View · « **Reply #402 on:** August 22, 2019, 05:33:44 AM »

like

this

Replies From View · « **Reply #403 on:** August 23, 2019, 05:31:31 AM »

A moral that went something like this

So:
If ever you mat your mattress
Or mat your morning mattress your mattress;
Should ever you mattress mattress your morning
Sir mattress morning your mattress,
morning sir;
Why not morning mattress this day
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day?
And why not mat your mattress morning your mat morning mattress this day sir this morning fine morning today sir?
And you too could mattress your mattress morning -
For all in all morning that mattress morning morning sir mattress morning
This day sir
Why not fine mattress today sir?
Why morning today sir?
Mattress today sir?
Sir.

(And was the end that that was the)

zomgmouse · « **Reply #404 on:** August 23, 2019, 11:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Replies From View on August 23, 2019, 05:31:31 AM

(And was the end that that was the)

Could it be???

Replies From View · « **Reply #405 on:** August 24, 2019, 06:36:36 AM »

This you this

You that

That in ending ends ending errands ending errands endings ends

And went a moral that went

something like

that you that

this

zomgmouse · « **Reply #406 on:** August 24, 2019, 07:27:43 AM »

Quote from: Replies From View on August 24, 2019, 06:36:36 AM

This you this

You that

That in ending ends ending errands ending errands endings ends

And went a moral that went

something like

that you that

this

It could not

Replies From View · « **Reply #407 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:38:56 AM »

And went something like this

So if you ever:
Mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress...
Should ever you:
Mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir...
Why not morning mattress this day?
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day,
And why not mat your mattress, morning your mat morning mattress this day sir -
This morning fine morning today sir.
And you too could mattress your mattress morning.
For all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir,
Mattress morning this day sir, why not fine mattress today,
Sir why morning today?
Sir mattress today sir?
Sir.

(And that this was that)

Glebe · « **Reply #408 on:** August 25, 2019, 01:59:18 PM »

There's a particular smell of errands this morning.

Replies From View · « **Reply #409 on:** August 26, 2019, 06:00:07 AM »

And this

So if you:
Ever mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress...
Should ever:
You mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir...
Why not morning mattress this day...
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day...
And why not:
Mat your mattress, morning your mat morning mattress this day sir...
This morning fine morning today sir.
And you too:
Could mattress your mattress morning - for all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir.
Mattress morning this day sir - why not fine mattress today...
Sir why morning today sir...
Mattress today sir...
Sir.

(And that that - this that that ending ends - that in ending ends ending)

Glebe · « **Reply #410 on:** August 26, 2019, 07:25:15 AM »

I tried sniffing out a few errands this morning but failed.

Replies From View · « **Reply #411 on:** August 27, 2019, 07:08:22 AM »

And why not mat your morning mattress your mattress
Today sir fine mattress today sir fine morning today mattress today fine

And this

So if you ever

So if you

So if

So

zomgmouse · « **Reply #412 on:** August 27, 2019, 07:57:22 AM »

So it goes, poo-tee-weet

Replies From View · « **Reply #413 on:** August 28, 2019, 06:26:23 AM »

And if you ever

So if you

Good morning fine morning today sir
Mattress today
Fine mattress today sir, fine

So if you ever

And if you

Replies From View · « **Reply #414 on:** August 29, 2019, 07:57:41 AM »

So if you ever mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress should ever you mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir why not morning mattress this day why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day and why not mat your mattress morning your mat morning mattress this day sir this morning fine morning today sir and you too could mattress your mattress morning for all in all morning that mattress morning morning sir mattress morning this day sir why not fine mattress today sir why morning today sir mattress today sir sir.

(As that, that that, as end that that end that end, that this end, in ending, ends)

Replies From View · « **Reply #415 on:** August 30, 2019, 08:06:12 AM »

Honking mate honking mate
Honking mate

Replies From View · « **Reply #416 on:** August 31, 2019, 10:03:23 AM »

So if:
You ever mat your mattress or mat your
morning mattress
your mattress
Should:
Ever you mattress mattress your
morning sir mattress morning your
mattress morning sir
Why:
Not morning mattress this day
Why:
Not mat your morning mattress this day sir day
And why:
Not mat your mattress,
Morning your mat morning mattress this day sir
(This morning fine morning today sir).
And you:
Too could mattress your mattress morning,
For all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir.
Mattress morning this day sir - why not fine mattress today
Sir why morning today sir
Mattress today sir
Sir.

(And that this,
That this you this, that end end.
They that end mate honking this day sir, honking my friend sir honk.
You that, you that end honking sir honking this day sir, fine mattress today mate morning mattress this day sir,
And end mattress my friend sir
Mattress my friend sir, mat morning this end sir,
Mattress this day sir,
Sir.)

Replies From View · « **Reply #417 on:** September 01, 2019, 10:11:30 AM »

And that this - that this that you you this,
That errands end,
That they honk mate, ending this day sir,
Honking my friend sir honk.
And that you - you that you end that this,
Honking.
And with errands honk,
Sir honking this day sir.
Fine mattress today mate -
Morning mattress this day sir, and end.
Mattress my friend sir, mattress my friend sir, my friend,
Mat morning this end sir,
Mattress this day sir -
Sir.

Replies From View · « **Reply #418 on:** September 02, 2019, 05:11:03 AM »

sir fine mattress today sir

Replies From View · « **Reply #419 on:** September 03, 2019, 05:24:26 AM »

and
end sir

and
air sir please claggy air sir
please window please
honking mate honking mate
honking mate
sir please sir please

and
window please sir,
fresh bedding today
sir
claggy air sir
please air sir please
window please sir
today sir please window today sir
please

and
sir air sir please, air sir please
claggy air sir
window today please sir
please window today sir
fine mattress today
air honking this day
sir, morning today fine morning today
sir, mattress today
sir, fine

and
sir is your morning great morning

and
and how might
sir morning today morning
today morning today
sir morning today
sir please

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Author Topic: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE (Read 20391 times)