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YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE

Started by Replies From View, April 09, 2019, 12:07:10 PM

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And when there was

That you that

You that

Sheer honking of that errands, man.

chveik


Chollis

yes, watching this closely for further developments

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(Today sir, fine morning today sir; this morning today fine mattress today sir, fine)

*MIMES 'HONKING OF ERRANDS'*

That

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Does sir mat his mattress and mattress when mat mat his mattress today

That you that

You this, you this

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And was

of errands that that was the

?

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And was the

And that that in ending errands, that in ending errands ending

?

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grassbath

It's starting to feel like Johnny Truant's mother's letters at the end of House of Leaves.

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that when there went

was a moral that was

or moral that went something

zomgmouse

Quote from: grassbath on August 20, 2019, 08:39:35 AM
It's starting to feel like Johnny Truant's mother's letters at the end of House of Leaves.

Or the end of Flowers for Algernon.

chveik


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A moral that went something like this


So:
If ever you mat your mattress
Or mat your morning mattress your mattress;
Should ever you mattress mattress your morning
Sir mattress morning your mattress,
morning sir;
Why not morning mattress this day
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day?
And why not mat your mattress morning your mat morning mattress this day sir this morning fine morning today sir?
And you too could mattress your mattress morning -
For all in all morning that mattress morning morning sir mattress morning
This day sir
Why not fine mattress today sir?
Why morning today sir?
Mattress today sir?
Sir.

(And was the end that that was the)

zomgmouse


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This you this

You that


That in ending ends ending errands ending errands endings ends



And went a moral that went

something like

that you that

this

zomgmouse

Quote from: Replies From View on August 24, 2019, 06:36:36 AM
This you this

You that


That in ending ends ending errands ending errands endings ends



And went a moral that went

something like

that you that

this

It could not

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And went something like this


So if you ever:
Mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress...
Should ever you:
Mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir...
Why not morning mattress this day?
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day,
And why not mat your mattress, morning your mat morning mattress this day sir -
This morning fine morning today sir.
And you too could mattress your mattress morning.
For all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir,
Mattress morning this day sir, why not fine mattress today,
Sir why morning today?
Sir mattress today sir?
Sir.

(And that this was that)

Glebe

There's a particular smell of errands this morning.

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And this


So if you:
Ever mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress...
Should ever:
You mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir...
Why not morning mattress this day...
Why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day...
And why not:
Mat your mattress, morning your mat morning mattress this day sir...
This morning fine morning today sir.
And you too:
Could mattress your mattress morning - for all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir.
Mattress morning this day sir - why not fine mattress today...
Sir why morning today sir...
Mattress today sir...
Sir.

(And that that - this that that ending ends - that in ending ends ending)

Glebe

I tried sniffing out a few errands this morning but failed.

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And why not mat your morning mattress your mattress
Today sir fine mattress today sir fine morning today mattress today fine


And this

So if you ever

So if you

So if

So

zomgmouse


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And if you ever

So if you

Good morning fine morning today sir
Mattress today
Fine mattress today sir, fine


So if you ever

And if you

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So if you ever mat your mattress or mat your morning mattress your mattress should ever you mattress mattress your morning sir mattress morning your mattress morning sir why not morning mattress this day why not mat your morning mattress this day sir day and why not mat your mattress morning your mat morning mattress this day sir this morning fine morning today sir and you too could mattress your mattress morning for all in all morning that mattress morning morning sir mattress morning this day sir why not fine mattress today sir why morning today sir mattress today sir sir.

(As that, that that, as end that that end that end, that this end, in ending, ends)

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Honking mate honking mate
Honking mate

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So if:
You ever mat your mattress or mat your
morning mattress
your mattress
Should:
Ever you mattress mattress your
morning sir mattress morning your
mattress morning sir
Why:
Not morning mattress this day
Why:
Not mat your morning mattress this day sir day
And why:
Not mat your mattress,
Morning your mat morning mattress this day sir
(This morning fine morning today sir).
And you:
Too could mattress your mattress morning,
For all in all morning, that mattress morning morning sir.
Mattress morning this day sir - why not fine mattress today
Sir why morning today sir
Mattress today sir
Sir.


(And that this,
That this you this, that end end.
They that end mate honking this day sir, honking my friend sir honk.
You that, you that end honking sir honking this day sir, fine mattress today mate morning mattress this day sir,
And end mattress my friend sir
Mattress my friend sir, mat morning this end sir,
Mattress this day sir,
Sir.)

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And that this - that this that you you this,
That errands end,
That they honk mate, ending this day sir,
Honking my friend sir honk.
And that you - you that you end that this,
Honking.
And with errands honk,
Sir honking this day sir.
Fine mattress today mate -
Morning mattress this day sir, and end.
Mattress my friend sir, mattress my friend sir, my friend,
Mat morning this end sir,
Mattress this day sir -
Sir.

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and
end sir

and
air sir please claggy air sir
please window please
honking mate honking mate
honking mate
sir please sir please

and
window please sir,
fresh bedding today
sir
claggy air sir
please air sir please
window please sir
today sir please window today sir
please

and
sir air sir please, air sir please
claggy air sir
window today please sir
please window today sir
fine mattress today
air honking this day
sir, morning today fine morning today
sir, mattress today
sir, fine

and
sir is your morning great morning

and
and how might
sir morning today morning
today morning today
sir morning today
sir please