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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #330 on: July 12, 2019, 06:41:06 PM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #331 on: July 13, 2019, 07:43:02 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #332 on: July 13, 2019, 09:00:12 PM »
Is this trolling? Is that what this is?

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #333 on: July 14, 2019, 06:59:52 AM »
And how mattress mattress this day?

Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #334 on: July 14, 2019, 12:09:07 PM »
And how mattress mattress this day?

Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #335 on: July 14, 2019, 02:26:11 PM »
Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10


Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #336 on: July 15, 2019, 06:43:31 AM »
How mat your mattress my friend sir
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #337 on: July 15, 2019, 07:27:14 AM »

Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #338 on: July 15, 2019, 08:37:26 AM »
How mat your mattress my friend sir
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An extended episode today, and rather pointlessly so, I thought. Honk & Errands doesn't need these kinds of gimicks, it's like when they do QI XL and it's just got an extra ten minutes of Alan Davies spinning round on his chair doing an Indian accent. Trim it down. I did enjoy the lingering shots of honking mattress ticking, clawed up by unseen errands, chilling.

5/10

Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #339 on: July 15, 2019, 05:29:09 PM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #340 on: July 16, 2019, 06:32:55 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #341 on: July 17, 2019, 06:30:57 AM »
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« Reply #342 on: July 18, 2019, 06:51:36 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #343 on: July 19, 2019, 05:45:14 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #344 on: July 20, 2019, 08:12:43 AM »
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« Reply #345 on: July 21, 2019, 07:51:38 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #346 on: July 21, 2019, 08:34:09 AM »
No thanks I'm ok

Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #348 on: July 22, 2019, 06:29:37 AM »
And how mattress mattress this day?

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #349 on: July 23, 2019, 07:34:05 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #350 on: July 24, 2019, 07:53:12 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #351 on: July 24, 2019, 11:36:50 AM »
Please don't be running out of steam.
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #352 on: July 25, 2019, 08:03:26 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #353 on: July 25, 2019, 08:21:04 AM »
Ah, a lie in yesterday and today. Summer holidays have finally arrived!

Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #354 on: July 25, 2019, 03:13:56 PM »
I don't always wake up, but when I do, it's very satisfying somehow to come here and read the mattress news.

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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #355 on: July 25, 2019, 03:59:00 PM »
I was tormenting my 3 year old niece the other day by saying "mattress mattress sir" in reply to everything she said.
In the end she went proper mental with frustration and shouted back at me "mattress mattress mattress mattress" in the middle of the street... at which point I wondered if this thread is leaking insanity into the world and brought the proceedings to a halt.

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« Reply #356 on: July 26, 2019, 07:13:34 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #357 on: July 26, 2019, 10:42:23 AM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #358 on: July 26, 2019, 03:05:55 PM »
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Re: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE
« Reply #359 on: July 26, 2019, 04:28:01 PM »
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