Author Topic: YOU ABSOLUTELY HONK OF ERRANDS MATE (Read 30941 times)

Captain Z · « **Reply #330 on:** July 12, 2019, 06:41:06 PM »

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pancreas · « **Reply #332 on:** July 13, 2019, 09:00:12 PM »

Is this trolling? Is that what this is?

Replies From View · « **Reply #333 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:59:52 AM »

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Gregory Torso · « **Reply #334 on:** July 14, 2019, 12:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Replies From View on July 14, 2019, 06:59:52 AM

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Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10

Dex Sawash · « **Reply #335 on:** July 14, 2019, 02:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Gregory Torso on July 14, 2019, 12:09:07 PM

Thought this was a very disappointing episode of "Honk Of Errands Mate", with very little plot or character development. To be honest, the series is really spinning its wheels, and I think killing off the central errand-honking character so early, while an innovative move in a primetime TV show, has really left the story with nowhere to go.

3/10

Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

Replies From View · « **Reply #336 on:** July 15, 2019, 06:43:31 AM »

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Foggy Buntwhistle · « **Reply #337 on:** July 15, 2019, 07:27:14 AM »

Quote from: Dex Sawash on July 14, 2019, 02:26:11 PM

Aren't we now focusing on errand honk transferred unto the bedding in an expansion of universe?
4/10

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Gregory Torso · « **Reply #338 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:37:26 AM »

Quote from: Replies From View on July 15, 2019, 06:43:31 AM

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And how mattress mattress this day?

An extended episode today, and rather pointlessly so, I thought. Honk & Errands doesn't need these kinds of gimicks, it's like when they do QI XL and it's just got an extra ten minutes of Alan Davies spinning round on his chair doing an Indian accent. Trim it down. I did enjoy the lingering shots of honking mattress ticking, clawed up by unseen errands, chilling.

5/10

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zomgmouse · « **Reply #346 on:** July 21, 2019, 08:34:09 AM »

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poo · « **Reply #347 on:** July 21, 2019, 09:20:32 AM »

Quote from: Captain Z on July 12, 2019, 06:41:06 PM

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Laughed

Replies From View · « **Reply #348 on:** July 22, 2019, 06:29:37 AM »

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Replies From View · « **Reply #350 on:** July 24, 2019, 07:53:12 AM »

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Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #351 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:36:50 AM »

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Uncle TechTip · « **Reply #353 on:** July 25, 2019, 08:21:04 AM »

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Lordofthefiles · « **Reply #355 on:** July 25, 2019, 03:59:00 PM »

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zomgmouse · « **Reply #358 on:** July 26, 2019, 03:05:55 PM »

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Inspector Norse · « **Reply #359 on:** July 26, 2019, 04:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Chollis on July 26, 2019, 10:42:23 AM

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